-Raised by a fine and noble German Shepherd Dog in the darksome hills and forests of Penn's woods.
-Early career: hill man,attempted fine artist, iconoclast, pistoleer,adventurer, BOH kitcheneer
-Later career: kettlebeller,vending machine wrangler, alcohol enthusiast,boxer, ne'er-do-well, tavern wrestler,bouncer, survival/tracking student, pro driver, stargazer,dignity removal
-Psychological profile: tough minded, excellent observer, good sense of humor (despite excessive cursing), positive tenebral symbiosis, pseudopost traumatic stress disorder, macromazophilia, positive functional autism
Physical profile: overall good health, exceptional hand/ lower arm fitness, myopia corrected via laser surgery, several repaired joint dislocations (L.shoulder, L.lbow,L.middle finger,L.ankle, r.ankle, jaw, both knees), chipped tooth
Movies: Last of theMohicans,Yojimbo, 60-70's crime/ horror/giallo, Nolan, Refn, Lynch, Mann, spaghetti westerns, japanese cinema, etc.
Music: mostly movie soundtracks(Morricone,Goblin,Carpenter, Bernstein,Zimmer,Shore,Mantsell), and fake movie soundtracks(Lisa Gerrard, J.G.Thirwell, John Zorn),years of working at a punk/HC/metal bar have soured those genres for me but the nolstalgic appreciation is still there, thunderous classical(Dvorak,Profokiev,Stravinsky,Holst, Ludwig Von, Strauss, Albioni) and string quartets. I fucking love string quartets. Old backwoodsy country(Hank 1,Hank 3,Kline, Supersuckers, Sadies, Neko Case,Hancock, Otis Taylor), guilty left over 90's pleasures: Curve, Clutch, Portishead, Pailhead. Anything with a fiddle. And that "real human being"song from Drive.
Food: yes, and booze.
Art: lowbrow, comic book, Kley, ukiyo-e
I am embarassed that this is the largest box on this page.
-you are a wealthy adventuress in need of a manservant.
-have any questions, comments, concerns. My answer department will get right on that shit.