29Edinboro, United States
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My self-summary
I'm the master of karate and friendship for everyone.
What I’m doing with my life
Working towards becoming a librarian, which is ironic because I've never returned a library book on time in my life.
I’m really good at
This is no time for back-door bragging, OkCupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
The extra fetus sprouting from my forehead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A perfect day would include some combination of homemade falafel, Kurt Vonnegut, Parks and Recreation, and that one Biz Markie song.

Also... Breaking Bad, forever and ever, amen.
Six things I could never do without
Used books, vibrant colors, tattoos, charcoal pencils, dudes with impressive facial hair, and SRIRACHA!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Seriously, what the hell is Sinbad up to these days?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
OKCupid asked me if I had future baby names picked out. I said no, but that was a lie; I'll be damned if I don't name at least one child of mine Beyonce.
You should message me if
you live every week like it's Shark Week.
The two of us