22 Kāne‘ohe, United States
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My self-summary
I don't really sleep, and I spend too much time on the internet. I'm also extremely long-winded. So buckle up and put on your reading glasses.

I am pan and non-neurotypical. Pan meaning I could be attracted to anyone regardless of gender, and non-neurotypical meaning I have a bunch of mental illnesses and I make jokes about them because my life is a joke lmao.

I am more interested in women than men, but I guess I'm interested in anything that's not serious. I'm not emotionally available right now and probably won't be for a while. Sorry.

I'm a theatre kid and a musician. I'm currently double majoring in voice performance and theatre and I love it. I'm hoping to become a professional singer/actress in musical theatre and opera.

I am very straightforward. I like to get what needs to be said out there and I don't enjoy vapid conversations. If you don't have anything interesting to say, I won't bother trying to drag something out of you. If we don't connect right away, chances are we're not going to.

The story behind the username: it was a nickname in middle school; I made this profile when I was 17 and don't want to have to pay to change it. I also honestly don't care enough about this stupid website to.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure my life out, working in a bar, and hoping someday I get somewhere in musical theatre or opera.

Also hoping to graduate this year.
I’m really good at
Singing, acting, dancing, writing reviews of theatre, and wanting to die
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes

Or my unrelenting cynicism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Harry Potter series, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Abhorsen trilogy, Anna Karenina, Shadow of the Wind, The Angel's Game, the Gemma Doyle series (trilogy?), the Books of Pellinor, The Silmarillion, The Fingersmith, and so many more.

Movies: Princess Bride, Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Shows: Lip Service, Misfits, Project Runway, Face Off, Game of Thrones, Ink Master, Best Ink, CSI, Top Chef, Masterchef.

Music: System of a Down, VAST, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Five Finger Death Punch, Voltaire, Evanescence, Emilie Autumn, Shiny Toy Guns.
The six things I could never do without
My glasses
My voice
Close friends
My dog
Intelligent conversation
My cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Misogyny, sexism, trans* equality, marriage equality, and injustice. I'm not very political about a lot of things, but those issues are ones that I'm very passionate about.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work. I work weekends, so I'm always at work unless I have a performance or something that weekend.
You should message me if
You think we could be friends.

If I visit your profile and don't message you, it's a pretty good bet I wanted to but had no idea what to say. I'm not very good at starting conversations, but I'm pretty good at keeping them going if they're interesting. Sometimes though I forget to reply for a week and then feel too embarrassed to ever reply so it's not that you're boring me, it's that I feel way too bad about forgetting to respond that I hide in shame.

If you do message me, at least try to start a conversation. I love meeting new people, but I want to get to know them a little, not wonder whether or not they have a personality.