35Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
I have lived on both coasts and the midwest. I tend to identify with people from Cali or the northeast.

My personality belies my depth. I have a dry sense of humor. I speak Australian fluently. I can also engage in philosophical conversations about all kinds of things. Insatiably curious. Kind to strangers. Big tipper. Friends confide in me when they have problems, and would trust me with their life. Kids love me. Never unoriginal. I am also confident, humble, stable, thoughtful and enlightened.

I'm satisfied with my success but am constantly trying to improve. I like smart, kind people.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an engineer/entrepreneur. I lift to stay in shape but could probably still run many miles with no training. I like to ski, socialize, travel and party. I like to vacation in tropical climates. I get Sounders season tickets with a bunch of friends every year.

Also, amusing myself. Sometimes I make up country songs about mundane happenings.
I’m really good at
Everything. I am absurdly resourceful.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm smiling, then that. Otherwise, maybe the male version of a "resting bitch face." Bastard-face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Orwell, Frank Herbert, Asimov, GRRM

Movies: Tombstone, Heat, Step Brothers, Godfather 2, Grandma's Boy, Shakespeare in Love, Goodfellas, Your Highness

TV: Breaking Bad, Bill Maher, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Always Sunny, History Channel

Classic Rock (Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Clapton etc.)
Hip hop (Mos Def, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, etc.)
Hardcore gangsta rap, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Classical (Beethoven), and hilarious country (for karaoke)

I'm open minded about most of these things.

Food: anything
Six things I could never do without
crack, southwest airlines, hands, legs, animals, sleep (in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I wouldn't be that upset if my car got stolen.
- I once had a 3some with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth
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You should message me if
Just do it. I'm really nice. I might try to make you laugh too.

- If you get funny/weird messages, please share! I love reading those. Especially if they say "m'lady" (cringe) or they're a self-proclaimed juggalo.

- Or If you can rap
The two of us