39 Tempe, United States
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My self-summary
Funny, with a warped sense of humor, loyal, honest (sometimes brutally honest).
What I’m doing with my life
Living in the moment, that's all anyone can do. I am currently working in Legal Services and growing my business. I have always been drawn to more creative outlets in film. I spend a lot of my free time writing a screenplay. I've made a couple independent films in the past but I took an eight year hiatus. I am finally getting back into it. Occasionally you can find me telling jokes to somewhat drunk bar patrons.
I’m really good at
Conversation and driving reverse in my car...not at the same time.

Rescuing animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
My freak-ishly long eyelashes. How thin I am. My sense of humor...but that comes later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Issac Asimov's "Treasury Of Humor" Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, The Baseball Encyclopedia.
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Night Shift
Shows: anything but reality TV.
Food: Sushi and a nice Rib eye steak...anything that had parents.
The six things I could never do without
A supply of air and Air Supply.
Snuggle Fabric Softener
Chuck Taylor's.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Country I would like to live in besides here and how soon can I get the hell out! Oh, to live in a normal and functioning society...
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin' and relaxing with wonderful people I call my friends or downloading movies and music illegally on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Then it wouldn't be private now would it?
You should message me if
I have been on this site and had a few conversations that abruptly ended for some odd reason. If you are a flake (most people from AZ are) do not even bother wasting your energy on keystrokes. Most of the people on this site are full of shit.
Go ahead and message me if you are for real...either way...

You can also follow my cat on Instagram.