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My self-summary
Good evening. How's it going? Listen, I feel it incumbent upon me to set the record straight on the validity of the tale which Uncle Chet shared with us this evening. I know that a terrifying story like that coming from the mouth of a recognized authority figure could be traumatizing for kids like yourselves; I know that, because I had a similar experience with my uncle Roy and a story he used to tell, about a family who went into the woods and was attacked by a band of escaped Army psychiatric patients who'd been subjected to violent, hellish, torturous behavior-modification experiments. It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the Army kept them in, found his family in the woods, fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them. Now that story - phew - it gave me nightmares not to be believed.

Why is it so hard to get any of you to respond to a greeting? I am sorry but I am not going to force myself to come up with some retarded pick-up line or some nit-witted non-sequitur. "Hello" is my greeting. Let the funny jokes and quick-witted lines happen organically as a conversation progresses. I might say something clever if your profile itself is clever but some of you have lame profiles and you give us nothing to work with.

Also, I know how important your children are to you, if you have them. I don't need to hear about how you're raising your "amazing kids" and how they are your "world and your life." That being are cool.

Seems that there are nothing but flakes on this site. If you are one...kindly fuck yourself.

If you have a Bettie Page haircut, you call yourself a pin-up girl and you weigh 350 pounds...move along. Sorry but those people kind of annoy me. Be happy with yourself without having to hide behind an antiquated hair style or title.

Funny, with a warped sense of humor, loyal, honest (sometimes brutally honest).
What I’m doing with my life
Living in the moment, that's all anyone can do. I am currently working in Legal Services and growing my business. I have always been drawn to more creative outlets in film. I spend a lot of my free time writing a screenplay. I've made a couple independent films in the past but I took an eight year hiatus. I am finally getting back into it. Occasionally you can find me telling jokes to somewhat drunk bar patrons.

Hating this site and the people on it more each day.
I’m really good at
Conversation and driving reverse in my car...not at the same time.

Rescuing animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
My freak-ishly long eyelashes. How thin I am. My sense of humor...but that comes later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Issac Asimov's "Treasury Of Humor" Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, The Baseball Encyclopedia.
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Night Shift
Shows: anything but reality TV.
Food: Sushi and a nice Rib eye steak...anything that had parents.
Six things I could never do without
A supply of air and Air Supply.
Snuggle Fabric Softener
Chuck Taylor's.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Country I would like to live in besides here and how soon can I get the hell out! Oh, to live in a normal and functioning society...
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin' and relaxing with wonderful people I call my friends or downloading movies and music illegally on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Then it wouldn't be private now would it?
You should message me if
You are not afraid of horror films. Give me a break, you're an adult, not 7, for pete's sake.

I have been on this site and had a few conversations that abruptly ended for some odd reason. If you are a flake, do not even bother wasting your energy on keystrokes. Most of the people on this site are full of shit.
Go ahead and message me if you are for real...either way...

You can also follow my cat on Instagram.
The two of us