30Atascadero, United States
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My self-summary
Odd. I might just be the weirdest person you'll ever meet. Not so much how I act, but who I am and what I believe in. Not your typical male, but at the same time I still have that ordinary dominate male monkey mentality the rest do. I am wild, not off the wall crazy (that too) but Feral. I think of life as one and that makes us as a species (in my mind) animal's just like the rest, we just have more capability to shape things to our liking, so we think wer special.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live it. Its hard when u believe in something completely different then what's allowed in society.

I'm trying to find the happy median between what's allowed and my personal believes. More so the right place to try and accomplish that goal.

I want to be king of my own castle, even if its a shack.
I’m really good at
Pissing people off, being stubborn, being a d!

And I can't argue with that. I am. Just not for or in the same ways that people say them

I'm good at problem solving, using tools, not wasting time or money, thinking logically, working with dogs, all kinds of things that probably don't matter...

Telling the truth!
The first things people usually notice about me
No shoes and two mutts that are glued to me for starts. A loud, dirty, barkin, smokin truck might b another

"like Ur a broke ass bum" not my words but I have heard that a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much, I like movies but don't watch tv much, love all kinds of music, and love home cooked meals, sugar, mexican food, candy, and baked goods. AND COOKIES LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES. No joke on the cookies, lol, they just might b the love of my life, right after the mutts.
Six things I could never do without
the obvious food, water, air, sleep, sun, and of course our planet. Things I'd like to not go with out, Wife, kid or kids, dogs, cars/trucks, guns, and nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Come on who doesn't think? Dead people, and dead people wouldn't b on a dating site.. silly.

Fine I spend ever last moment thinking about cookies, geese why else would I b on here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bizy, bored, or asleep

Ow wait that's every night. Meh, there all the same to me.

I don't drink. At all. Quit when I was 16 so I could drive. I am a horrible drunk and a major alcoholic. I have had a hand full of beers, in the last 10 yrs. I know what I do and don't like and alcohol is a don't.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to know what true love is.

And that I actually want to find a wife from all this. Lame haw?

Ow ya and I'm completely batshitcrazy! It's not my fault everyone thinks ther sane.
You should message me if
U want to. Doesn't mean I'm going to respond, but u do have the option of doin so.

Best way to get me to respond is to b wat I'm looking for, or at least willing to go for a walk. I have little time to myself and don't like being wasteful with anything, especially my time. Time is money. So if your not serious about a real meaningful relationship, or at least willing to enjoy the beauty of the great outdoors, I'm probably not goin to waist time figuring out wat I already know "it ain't guna work".

I can't bite u through the web, u Gota wait till wer in person for that.

It might b helpful if u:

Smokin thy pots, I do and I don't care if u do, but I'm not stopping and I don't want to hear how "it would b so good for u to stop" . Wrong I am adhd, I also do not take or believe in western medical care (no meds, even advil), just the herbs and with out it most people think I'm on meth (adhd), u probably wouldn't even notice I'm high, unless the joint gives it away.... Man I'm smokin right this moment and u couldn't even tell....

Absolutely love dogs, want them in Ur face, barking into Ur ear, licking, sneezing, slobbering, dripping, eating, drinking, and farting all up on, around and near u at all times. So I might have over done that one, mine aren't that bad, they don't slobber.....

Love the outdoors, that is about the only place I go when I have time to do something I want to. All about being outside. And preferably away from people.

I would love to say yes to fb's or a one nighter just because I'm tired of the same long drawn out process that leaves me in the same spot every time.
But I can not, it is not in me and it is nothing that I truly want. I would rather wait in the loneliness, then to subject myself to that.

I do like meeting new people, as long as they play nice....

My main goal on this site is to find someone that I can be serious about marriage with. I want a wife and kids. I don't think it should be over night, and it will all happen in due time. I am an extremely rare kind of person and know that my goal is only able to be accomplished by finding another extremely rare person that is whilling to share an unusual life with me. I just figured this would give me a better opportunity to do so.

If all that makes since and u agree with it, I would say that would make for an excellent conversation.

I am always down to go for a walk in the woods and get back to the primal me.

Please no drunks, I have way too many friends that are drunks already. I don't need any more friends callin trying to talk to me in drunkenness. It might b fun for them but I'm the sober one trying to understand gibberish. Besides who really likes a incoherent blabbering slosh?
The two of us