33 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
Looking for friends and activity partners. Going to movies, dinner, concerts, museums, art shows, theatre, conventions. Let's have an adventure!
What I’m doing with my life
Working, reading, playing, rocking out, driving around, Posting videos on YouTube (, Gaming, watching anime and Netflix, you know.... stuff.
I’m really good at
Being contradictory for the sake of conversation, ruining a joke by taking it too far, spoiling Game of Thrones (not really).
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm good, they won't because I'm a ninja. HIYAH!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Vonnegut, sci-fi, fantasy, comics
Movies: Pineapple Express, Zombieland, Super Troopers, Dodgeball, Wreck it Ralph, etc
Shows: Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, SNL, Walking Dead , etc
Food: Anything edible really, no dietary restrictions and love to try international flavors
The six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen (substitute with helium for squeeky voice hilarity)
2. Water (substitute with beer, because why not)
3. Food (substitute with soft serve ice cream and multivitamins)
4. Coffee (substitute with intravenous red bull delivery)
5. Laptop (substitute with a book or graphic novel)
6. Car (substitute with a hovercraft and/or the Mystery Machine)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where and how I would hold out in case of zombie outbreak.

Am I giving too much eye contact, not enough?

Where I would end up on the other side of the world if I were to fall straight through the ground right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Defending my ancients or comfy couch netflix time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would never put secrets online and I think people who do are trying too hard.
You should message me if
You want to go out together and have a great time, you think you can beat me at video games, or you are bored and want to chat with someone mostly sane.