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My self-summary
In a city with such magnificent hairdos it aint easy being bald but it shore is fun! I'm more here for big feels and sustainable connections. Not so much flings. I'm a flaming libertarian so if you're feeling sanctimonious you can go ahead and move along and go fuck yourself in whatever order you choose. To enjoy dating me you should preferably have hiking boots, a sailor's mouth, thick skin and your own opinions. You also should be more than comfortable with your bubble being invaded because Im handsy like a baby chimp on its mama. Oh and significant experience with being involved in open relationships is pretty crucial. No more poly-101 for me thanks. My wifey ablair87
What I’m doing with my life
Forgetting who I was and what I did yesterday and focusing on the chance I have to re-invent myself every new day.
I’m really good at
Pet massages, rediculous analogies, MarioKart, making people question their beliefs, backpacking
The first things people usually notice about me
Who's this stranger hugging me so bigly?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Daniel Quinn, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Ayn Rand, Aldous Huxley, Thoreau, Chinua Achebe, Jon Krakauer, Chuck

Tarantino movies, Fight Club, Into the Wild, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC!!!! anything with witty dialogue, Katt Williams/Joe Rogan/Louis C.K. stand-up

Weeds, Man Woman Wild, Survivorman

Healthy mix of Country, anything angsty (Alexisonfire, the Used, Rage, Eminem, MGK) MATISYAHU!!! Kendrick Lamar, Slightly Stoopid, Bob & The Wailers, Pepper and good club beats
Six things I could never do without
Lou Dog, blounts, wifey, paycheck, solitude, dreams of Walden Pond
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Freedom, self improvement, sweet nothings texts, how long till I get to go home a burn one and go running, why are the richest most privileged people in history so damn angry? All types of ill shit like that ya know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Prank calling my 74 year old high school principal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really enjoy cleaning the lint trap from the dryer.
You should message me if
Youre a polyamorous country girl!!! Lol, youre unapologetically romantic, youre not afraid to get dirty, you dont take yourself too seriously, you blaze, youre not easily offended, you know how to chill hard, these are all good jumping off places.
The two of us