Please don't contact me if you live outside of the country.
I automatically "hide" people who have a profile pic that is not of them. Your gimmick is not cute, ladies. Woof woof.
I now perform all over southern New England in a comedy troupe! Hoping to get our Providence cable access show off the ground SOON.
Trying to give more time to charitable endeavors. And using the laws of quantum mechanics to learn how to walk through walls and become invisible.
I absolutely love making people laugh. I especially use humor to let the tension out of a situation, or when I think somebody really NEEDS to laugh.
I keep getting told I never watch enough great movies, so I will say all the Indiana Jones movies, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.
Music is mainly R&B, particularly old Soul. Big into Rap,80s Alternative, 80s in general, some classic Rock and Oldies. Love real Blues and some Classical. I make sure when i go up on stage, people have NO idea what I will play.
Italian, Thai, Mexican, Chinese. Ice cream addiction is being controlled,luckily.
2.)Wondering why it isn't legal for me to hunt chronic complainers(with a bow and arrow, if I had one).
3.)How to be a better person.
4.)Thankful I have so many amazing friends in my life, many of them women.
Please take a moment and read this and see what applies to you:
1.)If you have major baggage, issues with men or are sexually repressed, please don't contact me.
2.)If you take astrology seriously, please don't contact me. I don't like being told what I can or cannot be based on the day I was born. I believe in free will.
3.)Any woman I get involved with needs to keep her promises. My word is my bond. I want somebody reliable, not fickle. If I want flaky, I'll go to a bakery.
4.)Check out how far away from you I am before you contact me. If it's too far for you, don't. I don't want to get interested in you and then hear "you're too far away! I didn't know!" How heartbreaking. ;o)
5A.)Women who won't admit ANYTHING private on their profiles are lame. COME ON!!! You can tell us ANYTHING, as long as it's private. Chicken.
5B.) And if people tell you what they notice about you is your smile , have a pic of you SMILING! These are not hard to do, people.
When I was little, I would always pretend that I was a superhero, rescuing people with my super powers. That desire has never completely gone away...