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My self-summary
Let's start again shall we? My name is Tom. I'm not sure what i want. I'm not sure i'm what you want either. British/New Zealander who's trying to make his way in life with our without someone.

Also i never ever EVER message first. I don't have the patience to stalk people and i don't have the time to sit down and find someone who i want to message. When i say 'time', i also am very lazy, which doesn't help. Also I assume that all the witty lines have been thrown at you and that girls on OKC generally get like 100 messages a day so, naturally as a pessimist i reckon my chances are slim. God i must sound like a cunt.

Do drop me a line though, i will reply 99% of the time :)
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing, other than that I don't have a definite plan.
I’m really good at
I'd be lying if I said everything. So in that case, everything.
Looking outside, seeing its dawn, and thinking "i should go to bed now..."
Video games, raging when the internet isn't working.
I can say "show me your boobs" in 11 languages.
I know how to get slapped in 11 countries.
Finding new and inventive ways to waste time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea.. brown hair maybe? Beard? Big smile? Probably "that guy across the bar who keeps looking at me", yeah let's go with that one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films and television:
Game of thrones,
The Walking Dead
Sort of got into Breaking Bad at one point
Enemy at the Gates
Band of Brothers.
Other historic war films.
Dawn of the Dead
Other zombie films
Lord of the Rings
South Park
Archer (do you NOT..?)
American Dad

Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead graphic novels
World War Z
Lord of the Rings
His Dark Materials

Food: everything
Six things I could never do without
Sex, beer, friends, nature, my cats back home and the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocalypse escape plan for every situation. Needless to say it keeps me from getting bored.

I think about us as concious beings. Why, for example, our conciousness inhabits this particular physical vessel rather than any other body at any point in history (or the future).

I think about why my life seems to be slipping away at an alarming pace.

Lately i've been worried about my drinking and my potential future. But thats a problem for everyone i guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. After that? Usually too tired to drink. Night off though? Very drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an astonishingly bad memory.
You should message me if
Tell me something about me that you think I should improve.
You are in the area and are looking for good company and a good talk/drink.

If you're from any country in europe i like travelling so having someone to visit would be amazing, :)
The two of us