Bmorewittyone
34 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
I am a fun-loving, down to earth, can talk to anyone or anything that listens (or doesn't... but at least I make the effort), witty and sarcastic person. I'm usually up for any adventure, but I do not always guarantee grace or class in the pursuit. I have my blonde moments, but I am more than a pro at laughing at myself.

I love to travel and I am making my way around the world. In between passport stamps I enjoy the arts, dancing (the running man will never be uncool), working out regularly, movies (especially bad ones) and movie trivia, using parentheses, dogs, flavored creamer with a splash of coffee, and driving back roads to get lost and find my way back.

I have a healthy love/hate relationship with the gym and I enable it by visiting it 5 days a week. I've also been involved with the industry for over 12 years...so I'm clearly not a commitmentphobe. We just have our issues which I hear is completely normal after all these years. Working out and being healthy is important to me. Your biceps and neck don't need to be record breaking circumferences, but you do need to curl more than a remote control.

From the hours of 9 to 5 I like to think of myself as a smart and creative person and I get to explore my creative side in my profession as an Art Director. Worry not! From 5 to 9 I'm equally as awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the world prettier and more clever one ad at a time. Seeing every inch of the world one country at a time.
I’m really good at
Balderdash and reciting movie lines while simultaneously annoying the person next to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, the ginger and the fact that "Dreamweaver" automatically plays when I walk towards you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Art of Racing in the Rain, Valley of the Dolls, American Psycho, The Da Vinci Code, Dragon Tattoo series, The Fountainhead, Devil Wears Prada, The Help, One Day, Stuart Woods for quick murder mystery reads, Tom Robbins

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE movies! 80s chick flicks, action, drama, foreign, just not horror. You don't want to watch horror films with me unless you intend to get hit repeatedly when I flail in fear.

New Girl, Mindy Project, Girls, True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Newsroom, NCIS, Friends and Seinfeld reruns, Dog the Bounty Hunter (sad, but true), It's Always Sunny

80s pop and rock, Florence and the Machine, Mumford & Sons, Stevie Ray Vaughn, B52s, CSNY, 90s hip hop, Adele, Led Zeppelin, disco

(My tastes ranges from really good to really bad and I'm ok with that.)
The six things I could never do without
My passport
Laughter
Dogs
Google
Music
Target
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What country will I go to next?

What would I do for a Klondike bar?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was 5, I was a thief. I repeatedly stole gumdrops from the cashier line at the food store until my twin brother caught me and told on me. Not cool, bro.
You should message me if
You are not offended by and can keep up with my sarcasm and wit. You try very hard to take pictures of yourself in your bathroom mirror, but they never turn out quite right (your shower curtain never matches your shirt...if you're even wearing one) so you decide to not upload it for risk of bad PR.

P.S. If you don't love dogs, you're dead to me.
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