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My self-summary
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all organic, made in America – USDA
he tryina change ya mood ring – Jesus
not a scrub – TLC
i trust him – Young Metro
all he wants is a bad b*ch – Gandhi
taught me everything I know – Batman
so goddamn basic – everyone else

potential date ideas: laser tag, art museum, picnic in the park, black mirror
^^ doing my best Carlton impression
What I’m doing with my life
ask me (on our date). it's neat.

daydreamer / entrepreneur / wanderer
I’m really good at
embracing the chaos / ignoring my laundry until it’s urgent / crowdsurfing / laser tag / pressing the "snooze" button / bananagrams / listening
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music: before Spotify came along, I was collecting dusty vinyl records / let's save the rest of this conversation for later.

we like the same stuff -- promise. (try me!)
Six things I could never do without
being a billionaire
my mansion
the cave under my mansion
my customised car tanky thing
my fancy belt and suit

Oh shit... That's Batman.
Let me start over.

being a billionaire
my big brains
arc reactor
all my fancy cars


my passport / a bit of imagination / gratitude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to make a dent in the universe without voiding the warranty

On a typical Friday night I am
browsing a museum/gallery,
...or debating with friends about stuff like:

• cycling 🚲 > roller-blading > yoga
• this american life > radiolab > 99% invisible
• loose-leaf tea > coffee > wine > whiskey
• cookies > brownies > cupcakes > pizza
You should message me if
daily fitness for you involves a shake-weight / sassy pants are a favorite wardrobe item

tell me: which emoji should exist but doesn't? or... what's your favorite podcast?

extra credit if you are: shorter than 5'3", active, humble, tattooed, open-minded

when women send the 1st 💌 => 😍🔥

+10 bonus points: use "canoodle" in your message. it'll be cute :)
The two of us