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My self-summary
Attempt #284234. Or something like that :')


I also like hiphop, cooking, bodymods, painting, reading, 420 & booze, watching movies, series, talking to cat. Happy Noodle Boy is my hero and I have a crush on Saga Norén. Pink is my favorite color but black makes for better clothes. I'm going to be 15 years old for the rest of my life. In a non-dramatic & vegetable-eating way.

I judge people by their username.
What I’m doing with my life
living. Currently rolling with the 9-to-5, taxpaying system and trying to plan a safe escape. I actually like my current job though so I'm not in a hurry.
I’m really good at
Finding stuff on Google. That might include you. Remembering a lot of things except for what I needed from the supermarket when I'm already in the supermarket, not recognizing people, especially not when they're out of context (eg colleagues who suddenly appear at the cinema), starting things and some people might add baking cakes & cooking (which is really not bad, but I wouldn't say I'm really good at it).
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair! And when not wearing pants (fuck pants, right?), my legs because tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: a lot. Apparently I show a tendency towards books that are nominated for or won the Man Booker prize (or so the covers tell me) but I also very much enjoy 'the classics' and scientific stuff. My thoughts tend to be all over the place though so most of the scientific stuff is still on the 'to read'-pile. Some favorites in no particular order: Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, Kafka on the shore & 1Q84 by Murakami, Audition by the other Murakami, the beginning of The unbearable lightness of being by Kundera, Watchmen, Philip K Dick, Chuck Palahniuk, Roald Dahl.

Movies: anything besides romantic comedies or boo-fucking-hoo drama. Preferably something not too slow (see aforementioned concentration problem and impatience). Examples: Battle Royale I, Fight Club, anything Tarantino, A Serbian Film, Star Wars, Watchmen, Wayne's World, Bill & Ted, Kung Fury, mostly anything Ghibli.

Shows: I have no cable tv and plan to keep it that way. I do enjoy things like Blackadder, Dr. Who, Fringe and the X-Files. I'm currently also watching Cosmos and when I'm feeling braindead I put on CSI. Danger 5 is the best show ever.

Music: mostly (underground-ish) hiphop. Current favorite rappers include Evidence, El-P (C4C is amaaaazing), Underachievers (the Mahdi <3), Childish Gambino, Theblkhands, La Mala Rodriguez, The Cohort, AKLO. And Kendrick, but who doesn't love Kendrick. I grew up with metal though, so you'll find some of that in my playlist as well. Also, 90s eurodance, K-pop & happy hardcore :D

Food: basically all vegan stuff is fine. You can wake me up in the middle of the night for good avocado maki though <3 Avocado ALL the things. Seriously.
The six things I could never do without
Besides oxygen, food, water, sleep etc?

The int0rwebz
(Room for) self-development
(So-called) freedom of speech
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what 42 answers, exactly. And why it's not acceptable for so many people that I don't like the taste of beer. Srsly, tf? :')
On a typical Friday night I am
No such thing. Could be anything :) I'm not extremely outgoing but I prefer not to spend my entire weekend at home alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Assburgers, cynically depressed, gooby pls. I like Project Runway. I also like Yung Lean, but that's mostly because Yung Gud is the best.
You should message me if
you understand trigonometry and tai chi. Or if you like gang fights with chicken. If Tina's your favorite character on Bob's Burgers.
If you're here because I checked the box that says 'casual sex', please make sure you're not this kind of person ->
It helps if you refer to something I wrote in my profile, I didn't fill all this out for nothing.
Also, I don't owe you shit, you don't owe me shit :) ^^