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My self-summary
I seem to have a punch able face. I like to thank my mom and dad for that. I'm willing to have a punch able face as long as no one hits my face. I need that to see, hear, and smell.
What I’m doing with my life
People pay me to tell jokes on stage. It's unreal at times. I've been very fortunate to work with some very talented people. When I'm not on stage making a fool of myself, I'm bartending on the side making a bigger fool of myself.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, rocking the crowd, and owning the room at Karaoke. Thinking of the most outlandish things. Putting myself in situations that others might find nerve-wracking. Kicking your butt in Mario Kart.
The first things people usually notice about me
My John Travolta like butt chin. I also look like I can be a captain of a ship carrying the finest spices of the New World. One of these is false.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love reading biography books. Currently I'm reading George Carlin's biography. I also like reading books that help me learn new things that I will never use in my life, but you never know. I also love reading graphic novels. These are the books I mostly read and collect.

Movies: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is my favorite movie of all time. Other movies would be The Big Lebowski (anything Coen brothers), Super-hero flicks, Raging Bull (anything Scorsese), Pulp Fiction (anything... You get the point).

Music: I listen to everything. Even music most people don't want to admit to. It might be a sign that I'm getting older, but some music today sounds like total garbage. Like a New Jersey landfill. Sorry Jersey. Lately, I've been listening to some Motown and 90's music.

Food: Mexican, Japanese, Italian, French, Irish, Chinese, Mediterranean, and anything that keeps my body functioning.

Video games: Legend of Zelda, shooters, Mario Kart, etcetera. If you're a gamer, let's play!
Six things I could never do without
Aside from the necessary components used for survival such as air, food, and water:
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Comedy
4. Art
5. Whiskey
6. Technology
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my super hero powers would be? When are we going to get those hover boards that Back to the Future promised us? The usual important stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out doing comedy, hanging with friends, or quite possibly hanging out with you? I just realized the last sentence was the three "C's" - corny, cheesy, and creepy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of moths. The way they bounce back and forth with a heated light bulb. Anything that fearless earns my respect. Just kidding. You'll have to message me to find out.
You should message me if
If your interested, bored, or just plain crazy. Mostly interested. Please be interested. Don't want to go out with someone that isn't interested. That would be horrible for both of us.
The two of us