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My self-summary
I have a beard because shaving everyday can get fucked and I like to look old enough to buy cigarettes. I'm a nerd, with many books about robots and dragons to prove it. Sadly none that combine the two though, maybe I should write one. I quite enjoy video games and animation and various other things.

I like to think I've nearly perfected my poker face, and I have afine selection of monosyllabic grunts, with a variety of possible interpretations, but give me some alcohol or the right opening ( or god forbid both) and watch me talk your ear off in my wild-eyed enthusiasm.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, then generally goofing off and sleeping late in my free time instead of anything constructive. Quoting Futurama just a shit-ton, no spluh.

I finally got an xbox one, and of course the first game I got for it was Fallout 4. Man, that game has a pretty good track record so far for breaking my fucking heart, like when I found the 200 year old holotape some little girl left for her dad... or when I found her ghoulified dad in a settlement and played it for him. On the bright side though, uuuuhhh, those Lynda Carter songs are pretty good? Also I'm like 90% sure the player character is actually a synth.
I’m really good at
My skills are as varied as they are largely impractical, I can do a pretty credible Tusken Raider impersonation (useful), and I'm actually quite good at finding my way around or generally knowing which direction to go, which is nice. Oh, I can whistle most of the N64 era Zelda songs near perfectly, especially if I have the game going so I can get in tune. My sense of direction is pretty accurate, and I have a pretty damn good memory.for faces. Sadly it doesn't apply to names, but usually once they've bounced off my forehead a half dozen times or so they stick.
The first things people usually notice about me
Fuck if I know, apparently I kinda look like Jack Black, at least when my hair is longer.

Or that I'm muttering facetious/sarcastic comments under my breath about 30 percent of the time
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books would probably be the Malazan Book of the Fallen series, which as far as fantasy goes blows fucking Song of Ice and Fire out of the water. It's harsh but true. I could read Terry Pratchett books forever, and I still love HP Lovecraft, even and in spite of the occasional bit of incredibly flagrant racism. I basically read almost nothing but sci-fi and fantasy. And comics/manga, I really like Kamala Khan as Miss Marvel, and Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki Kun.

As for movies, well, I'm all over the place more or less, but Mel Brooks is a genius, and I can never resist Vincent Price or the allure of slick action, like Hard Boiled. Having said that though, if there's a movie I've watched even half as many times as Blues Brothers I can't think of it.

I have been watching plenty of Full Frontal cause Samantha Bee is fucking killing it with that show. Sorry Daily Show but you just can't compare. I wish Adult Swim would play Harvey Birdman reruns for a few hours each day, because I STILL think that's oje of their best shows, oh well. Otherwise I haven't been watching tv much because, y'know, Fallout. Also books.

As for music, well, I'd say my about my favorite band ever is Pig Destroyer, who I finally saw last year, it was abso-fucking-lutely incredible. But I also listen to bands that aren't kind of an onrushing wall of incomprehensible noise, like Devo, or the Dead Kennedys. I do tend to gravitate towards the loud and slightly crazy though. Except for Trampled by Turtles, or Soutaiseiriron.
Though for the last week I've been listening to Horse the band almost constantly, because they're obnoxious in the most amazing way.

Finally, when it comes to things I stuff in my face for pleasure, well obviously pizza deserves a nod, and any kind of seafood I can find, from raw to deep fried, or anything in between. I hate to admit it, but I'm probably a bit addicted to McD's cheeseburgers too, I can't help it, cheese is like crack, I assume. I mean, I've never smoked crack, but I've eaten a lot of cheese.

For the record, even though they didn't mention video games, I think Skyrim and Monster Hunter 4 have swallowed more hours of my life than I could ever actually count, or would be entirely willing to admit to if I did. It's not like I spend all day every day playing them, since my interests shift around in some weird lunar cycle or something, so I'll go from reading a bunch, to playing some game obsessively, to cabin fever, and then back through the cycle.
The six things I could never do without
A car
More books
Music player
My 3DS maybe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feminism, racism, trans/homophobia and how so many people can be absolute little shits to other people for what, in the grand scheme of the universe, are totally inconsequential reasons. It took a chain of events billions of years long to put us here, so let's spend our time worrying about who gets to use that public restroom.

Space, which is very big, and how cool zero gravity must be until it really starts fucking with your body. Also how wildly inaccurate most portrayals of objects moving in space are, I'm looking at you Star Trek and Star Wars, you're especially bad.

Why so many women on here have at least one photo with the, I dunno what to call it, dog filter on? A cartoon puppy nose and and ears seems like a very strange way to represent yourself. Did the entire internet decide furries are alright now, and this is just the way to advertise? Did I miss the meme they circulated?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working late and then not doing much else since I have work the next day.

I didn't choose the thug life, obviously.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The most private thing I'm willing to admit to literally every person who might even briefly glance at this profile? Well shiiiiittt... I seriously love Kimi Ni Todoke, like... every time I hear the ending theme I start getting a little misty eyed.
You should message me if
If you'd like to play 3DS, or go have a beer and sing old punk songs at karaoke in the middle of the week. Possibly if you want to smoke a bowl before going to watch a concert or movie, or just idly wander around and chit chat.

If you'd like to talk without getting surprise dick picks, or semiliterate unwanted sexual advances, or a dose of blatant misogyny. I swear on my grandfathers headstone I'm not going to send someone a message like "hey ur hott plz sit on my faec," hell would freeze over first and I would die of shame.