I like to think I've nearly perfected my poker face, and I have afine selection of monosyllabic grunts, with a variety of possible interpretations, but give me some alcohol or the right opening ( or god forbid both) and watch me talk your ear off in my wild-eyed enthusiasm.
I finally got an xbox one, and of course the first game I got for it was Fallout 4. Man, that game has a pretty good track record so far for breaking my fucking heart, like when I found the 200 year old holotape some little girl left for her dad... or when I found her ghoulified dad in a settlement and played it for him. On the bright side though, uuuuhhh, those Lynda Carter songs are pretty good? Also I'm like 90% sure the player character is actually a synth.
Or that I'm muttering facetious/sarcastic comments under my breath about 30 percent of the time
As for movies, well, I'm all over the place more or less, but Mel Brooks is a genius, and I can never resist Vincent Price or the allure of slick action, like Hard Boiled. Having said that though, if there's a movie I've watched even half as many times as Blues Brothers I can't think of it.
I have been watching plenty of Full Frontal cause Samantha Bee is fucking killing it with that show. Sorry Daily Show but you just can't compare. I wish Adult Swim would play Harvey Birdman reruns for a few hours each day, because I STILL think that's oje of their best shows, oh well. Otherwise I haven't been watching tv much because, y'know, Fallout. Also books.
As for music, well, I'd say my about my favorite band ever is Pig Destroyer, who I finally saw last year, it was abso-fucking-lutely incredible. But I also listen to bands that aren't kind of an onrushing wall of incomprehensible noise, like Devo, or the Dead Kennedys. I do tend to gravitate towards the loud and slightly crazy though. Except for Trampled by Turtles, or Soutaiseiriron.
Finally, when it comes to things I stuff in my face for pleasure, well obviously pizza deserves a nod, and any kind of seafood I can find, from raw to deep fried, or anything in between. I hate to admit it, but I'm probably a bit addicted to McD's cheeseburgers too, I can't help it, cheese is like crack, I assume. I mean, I've never smoked crack, but I've eaten a lot of cheese.
For the record, even though they didn't mention video games, I think Skyrim and Monster Hunter 4 have swallowed more hours of my life than I could ever actually count, or would be entirely willing to admit to if I did. It's not like I spend all day every day playing them, since my interests shift around in some weird lunar cycle or something, so I'll go from reading a bunch, to playing some game obsessively, to cabin fever, and then back through the cycle.
My 3DS maybe
Space, which is very big, and how cool zero gravity must be until it really starts fucking with your body. Also how wildly inaccurate most portrayals of objects moving in space are, I'm looking at you Star Trek and Star Wars, you're especially bad.
I didn't choose the thug life, obviously.
If you'd like to talk without getting surprise dick picks, or semiliterate unwanted sexual advances, or a dose of blatant misogyny. I swear on my grandfathers headstone I'm not going to send someone a message like "hey ur hott plz sit on my faec," hell would freeze over first and I would die of shame.