A friendly but slightly self-conscious goof-ass, incapable of not making puns. Maturity varies between wizened, nihilistic old hermit and a blazed 15 year old, depending on context.
No idea what I'm doing but whatever it is it hasn't left me dead or unable to reproduce so I guess from an evolutionary standpoint its been effective?
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Playing piano. I've been playing for 11 years.
Fixin' shit. Mechanical, electrical, emotional. I'll WD40 your soul.
Listening to people rant for hours. Talk at me.
Sweeping. I've had too many jobs involving sweeping.
Stupid, old internet memes. Wish I had an excuse for this one.
Not given one fliegend ficken.
I've got long hair, that I usually keep in a bun.
I've got glasses that I think complement my face well.
Comics- The far side, Calvin and Hobbs, Opus, MSpaintAdventures, The watchmen, V for Vendetta.
Movies- anything Kubrick, Jarmusch (especially Night On Earth), Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Chan-wook Park, Coen brothers, studio Ghibli. Microcosmos, doom generation, six string samurai, wizards, La Planète sauvage, Holy mountain
Shows- Its always sunny, no reservations, the Simpsons, FLCL, QI, Top Gear, The Gormanghast miniseries, and some other random animes and stuff.
Music- My interests are devided quite unequally between Ween, Beck, the books, Mastodon, Baroness and Gojira, Neurosis, Failure, The Beatles, Aphex twin, Modest Mouse, Watkin Tudor Jones (Ninja) and Yolandi vi$$er in their various incarnations, Nuetral Milk Hotel, King Crimson, The Decemberists, The Smashing Pumpkins, Yes, Kvelertak, The Black Satans, Sleep, BigDumbFace, I, Monster, Tom waits, Gorillaz, Raidiohead, Chopin, Bach, Beethoven, Shostakovitch, Rachmaninoff, Mahler, Prokofiev, Saint-Saëns, and uh, "more".
Food- I love anything really well made, or horribly trashy junk food.
2.The electromagnetic spectrum.
3.The periodic table.
4. A critical mind with which to contemplate these and other wonders.
6. (A blank space so I can change my mind)
Humanities's interactions with it's environment.
("what am I doing with my life")(6.022×10^23)
I have a tendency to question people's beliefs, or try and get people to question them themselves. Some people hate that. Most people would benefit from it.
I'm not actually in the DEA, me and a buddy just found that hat at the goodwill for $3.50.