Dear ladies, do you like what you see? Then go ahead and do something about it! Be above that outdated social conditioning that demands the male to make the first step. At the same time, be prepared if I have an urge to contact you. As in don't let your inbox brim over with messages (and then complain about it in a basic bitch fashion). Leave some fuckin' room (pe românește, clik dreapta delet in morti mati nu stam la discuti.)
Let the show(-off) begin:
Fuck me, I appear in MasterChef... ad. No, seriously.
I do. Here.
Also featured in Vice.
Tall, good (if not great) cuddler, I open doors, I-I-I I work out and read books at the same time. Well, not exactly the same time. You get the picture.
This alone should suffice. If not, brace yourselves, rather lengthy profile is coming!
1-2-3.. 6 chicks deleted their accounts after exchanging messages with me. You could be next! Act now !
Old fart who taps into the collective unconscious to listen and bang head to Smells Like Teen Spirit or bust!
WTF did you just read? Exactly!
So... you like fat guys with no money?... No ? Well... good! I'm not fat!... :>
- music slut
- ...I could (/used to) say that I'm (")suffering(") from depersonalization and bipolar disorder (manic depression in old pop culture) and hangin' around somewhere within the autism spectrum but you ladies like your men healthy and strong so... I'm not gonna say it
- somewhat neopagan
- somewhat cynical prick
- theoretical mystical anarchist
oh, and also... full of shit !
"Primordial, neconstientizarea compunerii desavarsite ii impiedica pe oameni sa "valorizeze" ceva, asa incat "alterarea" se confunda cu istoria constientizarii, a valorizarilor, a axiologiei si a taxonomiei lumii constientizate.
Zhuang Zi spune ca la inceputuri oamenii nu realizau desavarsirea si perfectiunea lui Dao, a Cerului si a Pamantului. Cand au inceput sa o faca, cand au vrut sa-l circumscrie pe Dao, l-au pierdut si si-au pierdut si ei desavarsirea." (ete unu')
"Acestea sunt principiile mele. Daca nu va plac, mai am si altele!" (Marx. Groucho Marx)
I am postmodern and I am not
Acting. Seriously. Funny also.
Oh, and I also recommend stuff in the health-wellness-beauty-personal care areas. If you're interested in your all-around well-being, you should hit me. Up. Here: Aloe lifestyle
Massage. It stirs up the ladies every single time.
Present wrapping. Same as above.
Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Lolita, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, My Dinner With Andre, Southland Tales, I ♥ Huckabees, Human Traffic, Ex Machina, Whatever Works, Watchmen, The Dark Knight, District 9, Adaptation, Amadeus, Amelie, American Beauty, American History X, Art School Confidential, Bad(der) Santa, Barton Fink, Beavis and Butt-head Do America, Bee Movie, Borat, Falling Down, California Dreamin' (Nesfarsit), Cashback, Control, Crash, Death Proof, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Flatland, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Filantropica, Hustle & Flow, Jay & Silent Bob saga + Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Numb, Lars and the Real Girl, Lost in Translation, Magnolia, Matrix, Night Watch, No Country For Old Men, Burn After Reading, Office Space, Planet Terror, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, Schizopolis, South Park, Solaris (both old & new), Stalker, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Terminator 2, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Big Lebowski, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Prestige, Waking Life, WTF Do We Know 1&2, Zeitgeist (Addendum), City of God + Slumdog Millionaire, Denzel&De Niro&Pacino movies and many more...
TV Shows (random order, except the first... few): The Sopranos, Rick and Morty, Mr Robot, Gravity Falls, Bojack Horseman, Oz, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, (Lucky) Louie, American Dad, Arrested Development, Beavis & Butt-head, Californication, Chappelle Show, Parks and Rec, Da Ali G Show, Death Note, Dexter..'s Laboratory!, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Family Guy, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Rocko's Modern Life, South Park, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Simpsons, Boardwalk Empire
Music: Radiohead - Creep (and definitely not the emo acoustic version... but the emo "rooock!" (Beavis) one :p), dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Metric , Sarmalele Reci - N-ai nimic pe sub tricou, Death In Vegas, Calvin Harris, Clint Mansell - Pi r^2, F.C. Kahuna - Hayling, Fluke - Absurd, Lunatic Calm - Leave You Far Behind, Partizan, Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy, Jon Lajoie, Planeta Moldova - Vocile reproducerii, Pendulum- Blood Sugar,Granite,QotSA - Millionaire,Quick and to the Pointless, Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation), Roisin Murphy, Rush - Tom Sawyer, Saul Williams - Grippo, List of Demands, Control Freak, Convict Colony, XTC - Making Plans for Nigel, Depeche Mode, Metallica, Moby, [[[NIИ]]], Joy Division, The Prodigy, Suie Paparude, Amon Tobin, Celldweller, Dead Can Dance, Gnarls Barkley, Gotan Project, Ladytron, M83, Matze, Muse, Nouvelle Vague, OCS - Nu incerca asa ceva acasa, Peaches, Puscifer, The Presets, The Knife, Thom Yorke, Timbaland, UNKLE, DAT Politics, Does It Offend You, Yeah? and the list goes on.
Food: probably any edible non vegetable thing that comes from a frying pan
Later edit (after eating some divine green beans coming from the aforementioned pan): vegetable too!
(Also, congrats for making it this far! Unless you skimmed, in which case: reaction)
Seriously now... I spend a lot of time thinking about how I spend a lot of time thinking about how I spend a lot of time thinking about...
Pet my hair (and/or scratch my back) and I'm forever yours.. regardless of bra size!
b) you want a real man, with an (1) attitude... NOT.
c) you like challenges, you tend to be a black sheep in the herd (clichéd, i know), you like The Sopranos and/or Rick and Morty and you're OK with the coexistence of contraries. Or at least 2 of the afore mentioned :)
d) you think the inability to find one's words is hot!
e) you wanna transcend the (un)common (bull)shit together
f) none of these actually matter and you simply must have me!