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My self-summary
Names Danielle.

I am currently living in Camden, in school for my Masters, and am working as a library information specialist in Va Beach.

To start off, my family and friends are extremely important to me. I have two brothers who I'm really close with, and we have mostly the same friends. I'm a very loyal person, and was raised to stand up for those you care about. It takes awhile for me to get to trust someone new, but once I do- its ride or die with me.

I'm opinionated, blunt, and upfront. I don't beat around the bush, and prefer people who are the same. I also grew up in a family of bullshitters. This means I will call you out if you attempt to BS me. No one has time for that. I'm incredibly sarcastic, random, and at times- hard to keep up with. Everyone likes a challenge though-right? Here's hoping.

Growing up with guys means I like old NES games, Marvel/DC, board games and I'm a huge movie buff. Seriously, quiz me.

I like adventurous and crazy things. I love to zip-line, complete adrenaline-inducing obstacle courses (like at the WWC in Charlotte), roller-coasters, rock climb, Kayak, and I am always keeping busy with something random I find to do. My health is also very important to me. I lift 5 days a week, do early morning cardio and am currently macro counting. The macro counting won't last forever, but at the moment, its what I'm into.

I really enjoy cooking and baking, I'm always coming up with something. Im adventurous with food, and will try almost anything. Im also a bit of a food snob, hear me out though. I buy free-range, grass fed meat, and don't care in the least that I pay more for it. Have you seen Food Inc.?! If you haven't, then go ahead, watch it- I triple dog dare you and we'll see if you don't throw away half your fridge after. If you have, and still don't care about what you eat.. Well, then you're just gross, and I don't want to make out with you anyways.

Just an FYI- one word or one line emails, probably won't get a response from me. I don't need a novel, just make it clear you've done more than just looked at my pictures.
What I’m doing with my life
I am two semesters away from getting my Masters in Library Information Science, to be a librarian.

Really though, you do go to school for that.

Also, please don't go with the sexy librarian bit. You're not original, and where did that even come from?! Every Librarian I have ever seen, is old and has wrinkles. I mean, hey! If that's what you're into, who am I to judge? 😉
I’m really good at
- Staying up all night to clean or bake a bunch of things that I don't even eat.
- Getting tall people to reach things for me
- Correcting your English paper
- Witty banter
- Quoting random awesome movies
- Getting shit done
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a white girl with an ass, usually that. I also have ginormous eyes.

You pick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Horror films. B rated, zombie, black and white, japanese- I love them all. Comedy is another favorite. Anything Tarantino or Kevin Smith. Gary Oldman, John Goodman, Bill Murray, and Paul Bettany are a few of my favorite actors. I love my 80s cult films.

TWD, Stranger Things, Shameless, GoT, Making a Murderer, Breaking Bad, SOA, 90s cartoons, Jessica Jones, Boondocks, South Park, Weeds, Big Bang Theory, AHS, and anything on food network

Very wide range, and random. Classic rock, death metal, punk, reggaeton, 90s rap, screamo, even showtunes. I go from Janis Joplin, to Bloodhound Gang, Wu Tang, Alice in chains, and Bradley Nowell has my heart. Its easier to say I don't care for most pop on the radio, and country. Unless it's Johnny Cash or CCR.

Anything by Palahniuk or Steinbeck. I have an obsession with mythologies. Horror, science fiction, dystopian and all around messed up story lines usually keep my interest.

Sushi 😍😍 Macaroni and Cheese, Thai, Korean, and any type of seafood are a few favorites. Red and Orange gummy bears are the way to my heart. Granted, I do eat healthy for the most part though.
The six things I could never do without
Hermes (my cat)
Working out
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies, penguins, mythology, and why Hollywood can't come up with something original anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays I go to the gym once I'm off, then it's Netflix or a book until I pass out. I know, I'm so hardcore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The reason that fitness/health is so important to me, is because I use to be bigger. A lot bigger. Growing up, my weight was always an issue. Six years ago I decided to change that, and literally worked my ass off. Im proud of what I've done and accomplished, but not everyone else is always okay with it. I have no problem talking about it, but dont message me if this is something you aren't cool with.
You should message me if
You have a sexy beard.

You can make me laugh. *Bonus points if I snort*

You thought Avatar ripped off Fern Gully.

You're awesome.