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My self-summary
I like to joke and can be sarcastic, I like to think I'm a good listener, I don't need to be the one talking all the time, but will hold my own in a conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Training for a triathlon.
Working on world peace.
Solving world hunger.
Touring with the Stones.

It's very tiring but someone has to do it!
I’m really good at
Computer / electronic stuff - I can set the time on anything.. what a lame super power.

Being a smart ass

Procrastination - why do today what can be put off until tomorrow? (Is putting this last ironic at all?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm thinking its probably something along the lines of "Dude is funny." or "Dude is weird."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
With movies I tend to go more for comedies, thrillers or action. Zombie movies are great! Gore movies like Saw aren't. Anything with Will Ferrell, Monty Python movies, Ronin, Heat. If Quentin Tarantino directed it, then it's awesome! Most Johnny Dep movies, 4 Rooms, Young Frankenstein, to name a few more.

For TV, again comedies, cartoons and dramas. For specifics, The Simpsons (well the older ones anyway, that show should have been buried years ago), Family Guy, Futurama, Archer, The Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, Two and a Half Men (before Sheen left), How I Met Your Mother, Archer, NCIS, Law and Order.

For food i love Italian, Mexican, hot and spicy. Fresh bread is yummy too. I have a sweet tooth as well, dark chocolate mmm!
Six things I could never do without
My family.
A warm place to sleep, Mmm sleep.
Pets - dogs, cats or other furry critters.
Computer or cellphone with the intertubes.
A car. *makes driving noises*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my future holds, how long I'll live, things I have to do the next day, other little random thoughts.

Almost everything that people say either makes me think of something from The Simpsons or Family Guy, or my own little sarcastic comment will bubble to the surface.
On a typical Friday night I am
Touring with the Stones.

I told you earlier, I'm a rock star!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Almost anything really, if I'm asked about it.
I'm pretty open, and will say what I honestly think when a question is posed.

Oh did I miss the point of this question by not talking about some deeply embarrassing or crazy thing I did? Oops!
You should message me if
You're into computers, video games, or consider yourself a techie or a geek. Or If you like zombies. Or you like to go for long drives or cruising the city. If you walk around quoting The Simpsons or Family Guy in your head or out loud throughout your day.

If you wish to know the answers to life's most profound questions, like why hot dog buns come in packs of eight but hot dogs are in packs of ten.
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