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My self-summary
The problem with writing about myself is that I don't like myself. I hated what I had here before and I'll hate it again. In the Skeleton War, I am not a skeleton, and so my self-summary is gonna pretty much always be a big old trash bag with a happy face on it.

What I’m doing with my life
Being shorter than the human average, writing (at first fiction, now literally anything someone will pay me to write)
I’m really good at
remembering all the words to songs others would rather I didn't sing, creating compelling stories and characters, mimicking and impersonating voices (including, but not limited to, accents, cadences and tone)
The first things people usually notice about me
My accessories. I prefer boots and jackets as accessories. I'm always a fan of a good scarf. Suede gloves are perfect too, since they keep heat in and are literally skintight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like 'em

Altered Carbon - Richard Morgan
Neuromancer - William Gibson
Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson

The Belgariad - David Eddings
The Chronicles Trilogy - Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin

Soon I Will Be Invincible - Austin Grossman (it's touching, it's thought provoking, it's sometimes so poetic)

At The Mountains of Madness - H.P Lovecraft (it's often discomforting, it's deconstructive, it's torturously well-written)

The Catcher in the Rye (because nobody says "fuck you" like Holden Caulfield)

Above are three other miscellaneous novels. They are some of the best. That is not up for dispute. If you haven't read them, read them.

Training Day, starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke. It's a visceral look at the potential for corruption in the ranks of those who are meant to serve and protect, and ultimately serves as a reminder that Hollywood isn't allowed to demonize police. My favorite movie, if at least half for the fairly realistic fistfights.

Once Upon A Time In America. Sergio Leone's better, more poignant version of the Godfather, set against the backdrop of an evolving nation and centering on the struggles of throwbacks to adapt to a world that has left them behind.

I like the Protomen, Star Wars The Clone Wars, Alexisonfire and grilled cheese
The six things I could never do without
Sense data
A modicum of freedom
The Protomen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Narrative structure and how it influences us. How you can't have a cynic without them first being an idealist. What heroes mean to us and why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Debating whether to go out to the bar or sit inside and waste my youth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Masculinity intimidates me (probably because I was bullied a lot growing up) so I'm much more willing to befriend women. Also they're prettier, that helps. With my male friends I'm just an easily wilted jackal in the howling screaming mass - it's with someone I can talk to that I get a chance to be honest and introspective.
You should message me if
you personally are intelligent and either want to sleep with me or don't want to sleep with me.