27Mason, United States
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My self-summary
Graduated from college a little over a year ago and it's been a fun ride trying to figure out what I wanted to do. I think I've finally settled into a career I enjoy, making enough money to get off my diet of ramen and baked beans. Now that things have settled down I realize that I'm going to be living in a city I don't really know and don't have a friend base in.

I'm about to move into the Mt. Lookout area and would love to meet some new people! I've always lived out in the cornfields (Morrow, Ohio) , and spent weekends with friends that usually entailed us going to a bar then trolling around the local Walmart. If anyone is willing to take up the challenge to show me that there is more to life than this, I welcome their input.

I must, however, warn the person who reads this and utters the phrase "challenge accepted", I am a very sarcastic person who almost always is joking about something. My good friends tend to have a similarly "horrible" demeanor and can always sling my jokes right back at me (which, arguably, isn't difficult as my sense of humor has been described as "dad-esque" or puntastic).

This being said I'm excited about where my life is going and can't wait to meet some new people to have a good time with!
What I’m doing with my life
About to start my new job downtown Cincinnati and move into the downtown area within a month or so.
I’m really good at
A multitude of things... Just ask if you really want to know. However, I can be described as Ron Swanson-esque
The first things people usually notice about me
I would guess my smile... However, my good friends ask why I smile so much so it's a double edged sword. Damn me and my jovial nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Name a genre of nerddom or random Internet thing and I've seen it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Right now I'm thinking a lot about who made my online training videos and how bored they must have been. One of the sample customers is "Randy Butternubs" and his email is "".... It's the small things that make my day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for something fun to do. But on an average night I'm usually hunkered down watching a movie on Netflix with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I helped to start a World Cup level Quidditch team at my university! No accomplishment will ever outshine this.
You should message me if
Any part of my summary made you chuckle or as the kids say it "LOL". I'm looking for someome to share a laugh with and go out with on the weekend to get into all sorts of hijinks.
The two of us