FreedomBro
35 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
"Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway

I listen to Hanz Zimmer whilst driving and pretend I'm on the cusp of some epic event, as opposed to something more mundane like driving to the store for eggs, or back to the gym because I forgot my stuff.

I'm Agnostic, which literally means 'without knowledge.' So, I'm humble enough to not pretend that I know a particular thing, when I don't actually know it. I'm also a pragmatist. I believe I apply these two ideologies in almost every endeavor I undertake.

On that note; to my knowledge, a magical bearded white guy does not live in the sky. If he does he sounds like an asshole.

I read lots of books but I rarely understand what I'm reading so I just furrow my brow and pretend. Similarly, when people speak to me about matters Of import I just nod my head and smile.

Oh, I'm left-handed. To me that is significant. Though I'm not sure why. Probably because it's my only shot at being a minority, thus providing me some much needed street cred.
What I’m doing with my life
-Brave New World (current read)

-Tryjng to convince my republican friends to vote for Bernie. Tough sell, I know. I'm a libertarian, myself, but am willing to compromise for the sake of a few very important issues.

This year I'm running with the bulls in Pamplona; buying a house, and trying to settle down.
I’m really good at
NOT bringing anything from this website to fruition

telling who the good guys are. My people meter is fucking dialed in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm dumber than I look. (And I look pretty feckin dumb.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Old Man and the Sea
The Sun Also Rises
1984
All Quiet on the Western Front
Anarchy Evolution
The Old Man and the Sea
The Closing of the American Mind
The Closing of the Western Mind
A People's History of the United States
A History of Knowledge
The Untold History of the United States

The Grand Budapest Hotel
Igby Goes Down
Garda
In Bruges
Star Wars
Lost in Translation
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Amelie
The Motorcycle Diaries
Reign Over Me

Bruce Springsteen
Ray Charles
The Decline, by NOFX
Willie Nelson
The National
Miles Davis
The Black Keys
Velvet Underground
Bad Religion
Thievery Corporation
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Flogging Molly
The Strokes
The six things I could never do without
1. Freedom
2. 'Merica
3. Bad Religion
4. Willie Nelson
5. Suspense...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls
Life
Death
On a typical Friday night I am
Re-lacing my shoe collection.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to stutter
You should message me if
You are so inclined. I wouldn't expect you to say anything witty. I suspect entirely too much has been anticipated for what should otherwise be, a simple introduction. I find too much has already subverted the natural progression of social interaction, there is no need to mandate a pretext or narrative when a simple 'hello' will suffice. Cheers!
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