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My self-summary
Never trust a big butt and a smile, baby!
What I’m doing with my life
Debauchery and grammar
I’m really good at
Saying bad, doing good
The first things people usually notice about me
Big eyes, big arse, little tolerance
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Twin Peaks

Misogynistic rap

All things Borgia
Six things I could never do without
Music, Loved ones, words, red lipstick and water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lingerie, books, cats, life, the universe and everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a terrible pervert.
But that doesn't mean a 'ur gorgeous wanna go for a drink bbz?' message gives you automatic entitlement to my vagina.
You should message me if
You think Bukowski was a capital fellow

You shouldn't message me if- you can't be arsed with writing more than five words/more than 'hey ur gorgeous wanna drink' because no, no I don't.
You also shouldn't message me if you are among the hopeless skeezes who compelled me to untick the casual sex box. That box does not mean you can try and order me up like a pizza. I have to like you before the casual sex is a remote possibility, asshole.

If this makes me sound elitist and short tempered, good.
The two of us