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My self-summary
I chose my handle as a joke (a very dumb inside joke) before I realized you weren't allowed to change it once you clicked save. I promise you I'm not boring OR a baby. For now you'll just have to take my word for it. Bore is short for Boris, a nickname given to me due to my ability to consume ungodly amounts of wodkahhh, which I still do on special occasions ;)
What I’m doing with my life
A LOT is what I'm doing. I make Leonardo da Vinci look like a stoned-out-of-his-gourd-super-slacker. Hashtag WORKHARD.........though come to think of it...I'd prefer a hash drag...Leonardo, here I come baby!

Seeeeeriously though guys...I'm teaching private music lessons and gigging as often as possible (Cello Rock Star). About to start a one year teacher certification program so I can get that nice public school paper.
I’m really good at
Everything music
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb, Weeds, BBC Office, Extras, Eastbound and Down, 30 Rock, SOME South Park, Mad Men, True Blood, Breaking Bad


Classical composers - Brahms, Ravel, Wagner, Debussy, Stravinsky, Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Richard Strauss, Schumann

Classical performers - Jascha Heifetz, Sviatoslav Richter, Daniil Shafran, Glenn Gould

Jazz - Clifford Brown, Dave Brubeck, Stephane Grappelli, Chet Baker, Billy Strayhorn, Ella

Popular Music (Rock, Pop, Rap, Indie etc.) - Animal Collective, Michael Jackson, Blind Melon, Elliott Smith, Lily Allen, Yes, Fleetwood Mac, DISCO :p, Bahhhbruh (Streisand)

Six things I could never do without
Badminton (???)
Wonderful Women
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why Lady Gaga is famous...still can't figure it out. The only song that had even the tiniest emotional effect on me was "Born This Way". GIMME MORE LILY ALLEN
On a typical Friday night I am
Dismantling thermonuclear weapons whilst shamelessly self-promoting :P
You should message me if
You're looking for a life changing experience
The two of us