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My self-summary
Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. :D

I'm one-fourth German, one-fourth Hungarian, and half Filipino. (It's a fun mix.) I'm an ENFP. I'm a dripping colostomy bag full of awkwardness. I tend to like people.

I'm determinedly brilliant, but lazy. I like adverbs. I proudly adhere to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm a female redditor. I'm completely awful at video games, but love to play them.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently teaching myself how to unicycle.
I’m really good at
Mario Kart, in any and all of its incarnations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear, Kite Runner, Catch-22, Book Thief, the Hitchhiker's Guide series, Slaughterhouse Five

Movies - Star Wars, Woody Allen, Pixar, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Tarantino, Forrest Gump, Back to the Future, Anchorman, RHPS, Amelie

Shows - Breaking Bad, The Office, An Idiot Abroad, Archer, No Reservations, IT Crowd, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sherlock, WKUK, Futurama, MST3K, Conan, Daily Show, Louie

Music - Bjork, Sigur Ros, Goldfrapp, Last Dinosaurs, Mogwai, MJ, Queen, Feist, Rammstein, RATM, Sex Pistols, Fleet Foxes, Pink Floyd, Sufjan Stevens, Radiohead, Justice

Food - Balut, bull testicles, and everything in between

Role Models - Nikola Tesla, Carl Sagan, Salvador Dalí, David Bowie

Subreddits - IAMA, offbeat, 2X, sexxit, askscience, listentothis, frisson, wheredidthesodago, mildly interesting, shittyadvice, TED, vogonpoetrycircle
On a typical Friday night I am
Nerf gun fighting, brownie baking, spontaneously combusting, drunken trampolining, skinny dipping...around here, we call that a Tuesday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a gag reflex. That's not really private, though. What's private is how I managed to find that out.
You should message me if
You're willing to discuss Faustian literature one moment, and crack fart jokes the next.
You giggled while reading Catullus 16.
You have a sense of adventure and aren't afraid to go deep sea diving and bungee jumping with me - or, more commonly, trying the wasabi ice cream at the sushi place downtown.
The two of us