46Sherman Oaks, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a fun loving, sarcastic, quick-witted 4th generation LA guy who doesn't plan to move anytime soon. I have my roots, my home, my family and friends all within this big city. Now, I'm just looking for that special ONE to compliment my life. I have little baggage, no kids or Ex's to compete for affection... except my two dogs Guinness (dark beer/dog) and Stella (the light one).
What I’m doing with my life
I work in TV doing production accounting. I guess I'm good at balancing many tasks without dropping too many balls. Either that, or I can cover them up before anyone notices. ;)

I've recently obtained my sailing license and looking forward to making that apart of our future adventures together. I'd like to travel and have that as an option to explore new lands and seas. Care to come along?
I’m really good at
Home repairs, fixing things that break, math, cooking, gardening, wakeboarding, snowboarding, Halloween decorating and being sweet.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm FLASHING them!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Good Will Hunting, Star Wars, Braveheart, Mr. Holland's Opus, The Shawshank Redemption, Space Balls

The X-Files, Modern Family, True Blood... and even recently, Cougar Town. But that's only because I've worked on all of them.
I just got into Downton Abbey too. Pretty damn good series!
Six things I could never do without
Friends & Family
A sailboat available for rental
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to keep a roof over my dog's head... and surprising my significant other (when I have one) with surprises.
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually returning videotapes to Blockbuster?

Sometimes I'm just exhausted and planning on what to do for the weekend. Or, I try and rally for some drinks and laughs with friends. But having an easy night at home by the fire (or firepit outside), eating a nice meal and sipping wine with a loved one would be my #1 favorite plan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When my family got it's first microwave, I took a hard Bavarian pretzel and tried to turn it into a soft pretzel by soaking it in water and nuking it for 3 minutes. It turned into a hot blob of goo and thus, microwaves were NOT the magical device I had hoped. ;(

Also, I struck out in T-ball once!
You should message me if
You roll your toilet paper over the top.

You want your dreams to come true.

And congrats on finding your soulmate while swiping right on the toilet!
The two of us