I love a bit of weird adventure (just back from NORTH Korea if you think you can beat that), as well as quiet nights with a decent bottle of wine and a sparkling dilation of pupils. My home is in Battersea but because I'm originally from the Lake District I'm as much at home on long walks as in a London bar. I work in media and property and have a minor Warhol obsession and collection.
I've also found the secret to eternal life. Really, I have! Well, to slowing the ageing process down anyway and I've written a six part documentary on it which will soon be made. 'So why do you look like a dried out husk instead of a vibrant young seedling?' you say. Give it time...
Obviously eclectic for the others so to avoid boredom I'll be as narrow as possible: shit hot movies, hot shit shows, Hot Chip and hot chips.
I lost my left leg in a car crash but, as luck would have it, my willy was so big that the surgeons just put a knee joint on it and a shoe and no-one was any the wiser. The only drawback is if you meet me and I like you I will first look like I'm doing a very slow high kick and then I'll probably fall over and make my sock a bit sticky. Such is life.
(Only one of the above is true)