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My self-summary
I love travelling and having fun with friends and laughing and meeting new people and blah di blah blah blaaaaaaaah. Yes, it's all been done before but let's press on regardless.

I love a bit of weird adventure (just back from NORTH Korea if you think you can beat that), as well as quiet nights with a decent bottle of wine and a sparkling dilation of pupils. My home is in Battersea but because I'm originally from the Lake District I'm as much at home on long walks as in a London bar. I work in media and property and have a minor Warhol obsession and collection.
What I’m doing with my life
Skipping the light fandango: laughing, thinking, working, examining, exploring and learning as I go along how to do all of those a bit better. 'The unexamined life is not worth living' - Socrates told me that a long time ago.

I've also found the secret to eternal life. Really, I have! Well, to slowing the ageing process down anyway and I've written a six part documentary on it which will soon be made. 'So why do you look like a dried out husk instead of a vibrant young seedling?' you say. Give it time...
I’m really good at
Accents and impressions. Ask me about my running giraffe or my squid
The first things people usually notice about me
My calm confidence and laugh. Or maybe my dark blue eyes that people often think are contact lenses when the sun's shining. You should judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies, The Story of the Eye, Candide, A Clockwork Orange and The Catcher in the Rye spring to mind right now. I love many of the old classics and Jeremy Reed, Stephen Fry, Nabokov or Christopher Hitchens for inspiration.

Obviously eclectic for the others so to avoid boredom I'll be as narrow as possible: shit hot movies, hot shit shows, Hot Chip and hot chips.
Six things I could never do without
The best things in life aren't things. Smiling, singing, sunsets, serenity, sea and sauvignon blanc would all be missed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Climbing things.
On a typical Friday night I am
In or out and occasionally shaking it all about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to voice erotic audiotapes - only romantic or Christian Grey style; nothing tacky (cough)

I lost my left leg in a car crash but, as luck would have it, my willy was so big that the surgeons just put a knee joint on it and a shoe and no-one was any the wiser. The only drawback is if you meet me and I like you I will first look like I'm doing a very slow high kick and then I'll probably fall over and make my sock a bit sticky. Such is life.

(Only one of the above is true)
You should message me if
You have a good heart and can hold a decent conversation
The two of us