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My self-summary
Hey there neighbor, spare a cup of sugar?

My name's Tim. I'm a Chemical Engineering student at Iowa State University. I'm pretty well-rounded, meaning that I'm awesome at everything (except modesty). Most people think I'm funny and a pretty likable, laid-back person to be around.

I would define myself as dweeb, not a nerd. The difference between the two is that, while having the intelligence and social ineptitude characterizing both dweebs and nerds, I find myself lacking in the interest for Star Wars/Star Trek/Battlestar Galactica/Whatever nerds are watching now department.

For fun, I like to play tennis. If you've never played night tennis, it's like regular tennis but way better and slightly more 'I hope we don't get chainsaw massacred out here at 3AM'~er. I'm also easily overexcited when it comes to board games. I will tackle someone to the ground if that's what it takes to be the little doggy in monopoly. Everyone always wants to be the racecar. I don't get it. The racecar is overrated.

Send me a message if you want to talk. I'm nice to everyone!
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm suffering through the sleepless, tortuous, mind-numbing curriculum that is chemical engineering. Hopefully, I'll go to medical school and be a doctor someday. When I'm not busy turning in tear-soaked, 60-page homework assignments, I'm researching cancer cell metastasis with regards to multiprotein, specifically collagen and fibronectin, contact guidance cues by implementing microcontact printing techniques. (If you understood what that means, you're already better at my job than I am)
In my free time, I sing second tenor for Iowa State's Men's Chorus and I choreograph for the University's hip-hop dance club.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, puns, sexual innuendos, and solving differential equations.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by H.G. Wells, Most things by Stephen King, Flowers for Algernon, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Divine Comedy, Les Miserables

Movies: American Beauty, Pocahontas, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Ring, Se7en, Sweeney Todd, Kill Bill, and ALL horror movies

TV: The Office, 30 Rock, Community, Glee, Smash, Weeds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I met your Mother, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development

Music: anything BUT country. Currently, most of my eargasms are provided by: Regina Spektor, Jason Mraz, Adele, Florence + the Machine, The Kooks, Lady Gaga, The Killers, Jónsi, Young the Giant, Gotye

Food: Tiramisu, Lobster, Pecan Pie, Chai Tea
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how cool it would be to be an octopus. Who wouldn't want to change color and shape, have 8 arms, and eat crabs all day? After all, Sebastian is the least-likable Little Mermaid character. Seriously though, if i could be any animal other than human, I would be an octopus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Studying alone in my room or being dragged out to a bar while complaining about losing study time like the lovable curmudgeon I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went on to clown college. I have had three doughnuts so far today. When I was a kid, I used to mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and watch The Love Boat in the dark. Consequently, I have some weird sexual fantasies about Gopher from The Love Boat which later translated into some even weirder fantasies about the gopher from Caddyshack. Sometimes, I pee in the shower if I'm really tired. I have some English inflection in my speech because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack. And, I lied. I have had five doughnuts today.
You should message me if
You have gold-medal cuddling skills and you like to give free food to cute guys.
The two of us