I'm 25 years old and I have multi-colored hair, woo!
I'm tattooed and I love them.
I'm a total stoner, but I don't really drink.
I'm really ridiculously straight forward and honest. To the point where I often times lack tact and end up really offending people.
Slytherin. Aries. Rebel Alliance.
I'm mainly just looking for friends, I find it's really hard to make friends as an adult.
I am pansexual, and I am only interested in women (sexually). I have a boyfriend, and we're potentially panromantic... definitely polysexual. He's here, too: xxbeezyxx & he's really frickin' adorable.
I'm really not here to find a threesome, unless some Mythical Bisexual Unicorn presented herself (this does include hetero couples - unless you are asking us both ;) ). Do not message me if you're a person with a penis. I'm so not interested in anything to do with you. Unless you happen to be ridiculously attractive and interested in being my cuckhold oral slave. (This is a joke. There's that sense of humor again.)
I am obsessed with makeup and all things shiny. I cannot leave my work at work.
Ultimately, as long as I'm happy I almost don't care where I am or what I'm doing.
Oh and my snarky smartass attitude. Woops.
I also love anything from Stephen King & Laurell K Hamilton. Paranormal romance is my favorite genre. I also really enjoy an epic fantasy, and the occasional super involved series.
Fav authors: Francesca Lia Block, JK Rowling, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Frank Miller, Anne Rice, Chuck Palahniuk, I'm sure there's more I can't think of. I read like a fish. :D
As for movies, well ... Almost anything, really. I like good horror movies, psychological thrillers, anything Batman related, and comedies. I even enjoy the occasional chick flick.
Shows: Dexter, AHH! Real Monsters, Invader Zim, Daria, Once Upon a Time, The New Girl, Weeds, True Blood, Batman The Animated Series, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones
Music: Psychopathic Records, Tech N9ne, Muse, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Alice in Chains, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Borgore, Skrillex
Food: ANYTHING! I am trying very hard to stick to a vegetarian diet, but I just love food so much. Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Italian, Sushi, etc. Sushi & sammiches are my favorite foods.
I wear a permanent collar if that says anything.
... Or if you just think I'm interesting and we could be friends. :)