28Altamonte Springs, United States
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My self-summary

I'm 25 years old and I have multi-colored hair, woo!
I'm tattooed and I love them.
I'm a total stoner, but I don't really drink.
I'm really ridiculously straight forward and honest. To the point where I often times lack tact and end up really offending people.
Slytherin. Aries. Rebel Alliance.

I'm mainly just looking for friends, I find it's really hard to make friends as an adult.

I am pansexual, and I am only interested in women (sexually). I have a boyfriend, and we're potentially panromantic... definitely polysexual. He's here, too: xxbeezyxx & he's really frickin' adorable.

I'm really not here to find a threesome, unless some Mythical Bisexual Unicorn presented herself (this does include hetero couples - unless you are asking us both ;) ). Do not message me if you're a person with a penis. I'm so not interested in anything to do with you. Unless you happen to be ridiculously attractive and interested in being my cuckhold oral slave. (This is a joke. There's that sense of humor again.)
What I’m doing with my life
I've just graduated from school. I have a Bachelors in Digital Art & Design which I'm pretty proud of. Currently, I work as a makeup artist in a well-known makeup store.

I am obsessed with makeup and all things shiny. I cannot leave my work at work.

Ultimately, as long as I'm happy I almost don't care where I am or what I'm doing.
I’m really good at
All sorts of things: rambling on about anything I'm interested in, makeup, singing obnoxiously, being silly, creating things, sleeping. Being a pervert.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ever-changing (currently blue & purple & missing the pink :( ) hair and my green eyes :D

Oh and my snarky smartass attitude. Woops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is Gone With the Wind.
I also love anything from Stephen King & Laurell K Hamilton. Paranormal romance is my favorite genre. I also really enjoy an epic fantasy, and the occasional super involved series.

Fav authors: Francesca Lia Block, JK Rowling, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Frank Miller, Anne Rice, Chuck Palahniuk, I'm sure there's more I can't think of. I read like a fish. :D

As for movies, well ... Almost anything, really. I like good horror movies, psychological thrillers, anything Batman related, and comedies. I even enjoy the occasional chick flick.

Shows: Dexter, AHH! Real Monsters, Invader Zim, Daria, Once Upon a Time, The New Girl, Weeds, True Blood, Batman The Animated Series, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones

Music: Psychopathic Records, Tech N9ne, Muse, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Alice in Chains, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Borgore, Skrillex

Food: ANYTHING! I am trying very hard to stick to a vegetarian diet, but I just love food so much. Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Italian, Sushi, etc. Sushi & sammiches are my favorite foods.
Six things I could never do without
Good weed, makeup, my cell phone, sex, something to read, my HoneyBee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All kinds of things. My mind is all over the place.
On a typical Friday night I am
WORKING. Ha. Days that I'm not, I enjoy hanging out with my friends, researching for my job, or just watchin' shit on Netflix. Oh yes, and lots of sleeping and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a mostly open type of person. You can ask me anything you'd like!

I wear a permanent collar if that says anything.
You should message me if
If you're someone who can drag me from my cave for the occasional fun adventure!

... Or if you just think I'm interesting and we could be friends. :)
The two of us