BrandonDitto
29 Uniontown, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a really nice and thoughtful person (or I'd like to think so). I really like to be funny. I like nature and NON-nature. I'm really neat and clean. I like technology. I love watching movies and shows on my couch. I typically like serious films, but the TV series I watch usually have absurd humor. I like to be creative and make music with my voice, guitar, and synthetic instruments. I can sort of draw. I enjoy riding my bike on trails to see nature. Hiking is something I do all year round. I have a pretty awesome video game collection that contains some rare and beautiful works of art (I'm a video game hipster). I'm sure you girls don't care about that though. I hang out with my family fairly often (my work and apartment is very close to my parents' and cousins' house). I don't usually enjoy partying and hanging out at bars. I'm more of a one-on-one kind of person (or small groups). I definitely want to find someone to spend my time with and share fun experiences.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working at FedEx Custom Critical (Mon - Fri 13:30 - 21:30). When that's not occurring, I just do whatever I want that I enjoy.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Making music (arguable)
Drawing (definitely arguable)
Basketball (yikes... I don't even know if I'd be considered 'OK' at this)
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dinosaur and pond life books

My favorite films are: 12 Years a Slave, A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, Apocalypse Now, Blue Velvet, Bottle Rocket, Brazil, Bronson, Dead Man, Deliverance, Django Unchained, Drive, Full Metal Jacket, Gangs of New York, Heavy Weights, Inception, Inglorious Basterds, Interstellar, Jurassic Park, Lost Highway, Moon, Mullholland Drive, No Country for Old Men, Rushmore, Shame, Shutter Island, Taxi Driver, The Aviator, The Departed, The Hateful Eight, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, The Last Samurai, The Master, The Revenant, The Prestige, There Will Be Blood, The Wolf of Wall Street--and then obviously fantasy series like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars are kind of fun to watch... I guess.

I enjoy comedy shows such as Tim and Eric's various series, Mr. Show, The Mighty Boosh, The Birthday Boys, The Office (US and UK), Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, Da Ali G Show, Home Movies, Eastbound & Down, Delocated, Jon Benjamin Has A Van, Nathan For You, The Birthday Boys, The Eric Andre Show, Strangers With Candy, Summer Heights High, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Burning Love, Children's Hospital, Stella and a few others. I like Dexter, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, True Detective, House of Cards, Luther, Sherlock, and The Walking Dead as well.

I listen to the music I make the most. I've become so disinterested in other people's music. Honestly, some of the orchestral, experimental, and atmospheric music in video games captures my imagination the most. Perhaps that's due to the visual stimulation that coincides with that. That kind of music is usually pretty complex with interesting melodies too.

Eating food is an extremely enjoyable experience! I'm big on stuff with cheese in it. right now obsessed with Luigi's salads w/cheese. Their pizza is great too (pepperoni/sausage/anchovies). Olive oil usually makes things delicious. I'm not BIG on veggies! Lettuces, green beans, corn, broccoli, zucchini, carrots, and kalamata olives are about the only vegetables I can tolerate. I hate tomatoes and shrooms big time. I really like fattening foods. I'm obsessed with cheeseburgers right now. When I make food for myself, I usually make eggs w/hot sauce (recently cheese omelets), salads, and other basic things.
The six things I could never do without
1. Bae
2. Bae
3. Bae
4. Bae
5. Bae
6. Bae
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dreams (like literally the dreams that happen when sleeping), comedic situations, video games, music (my own)
On a typical Friday night I am
I work until 21:30. After that I'll come home, get comfy and watch a movie/series, play a game, or browse the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like Tamagotchis
You should message me if
you iza gurl.
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