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My self-summary
I'm Brandon, not the smallest guy in the room, not the biggest. I guess I'm pretty quiet until you get to know me a little bit, I fail at this website pretty hard. I'm not here for quick flings or anything, but that's all I seem to get out of it sadly.

I'm attracted to weird girls that are attracted to weird guys, but I'm pretty normal so it's a bit hard to ever get involved with someone.

I don't go clubbing and shit like that. I'm terribly awkward in a crowded room.

I'm a night owllllllllll.

And sorry if I don't respond to your messages. I can't talk to more than one person at a time on here, if I do this tremendous sense of sleaze creeps down my spine.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time helping old people with Alzheimer's/Dementia get on and off a bus. It can be rewarding or depressing depending on the day but I enjoy it.

Never really thought of school because I don't feel the juice is worth the squeeze. I make enough to live on with a little to spare so I don't see a problem with it!

Oh, I play World of Warcraft and Dota 2 with Australians until 4 in the morning. Attractive.
I’m really good at
Not much to be honest, besides wasting my days away chain smoking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nice smile seems to be the most common thing. My boss yells at me to shave often, I listen about once a month.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Booooks: The Dragon Tattoo Series, anything by Ellen Hopkins that's not a sequel, Chuck Palahnuik, and I finished Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter recently. Any suggestions are welcome :)

Movies: V for Vendetta, Super Troopers, anything by Tarantino, Shawshank Redemption, and shit like that.

TV: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Louie, Weeds, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Pawn Stars is like crack, etc.

Music. I'm a metal head at heart, but I'm no music Nazi. Couple favorites are Slayer, Against Me!, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Atmosphere, Bad Religion, Bob Dylan, Cannibal Corpse, Sage Francis, Tool, Cradle of Filth, The Devil Wears Prada, Ghost Mice, Green Day, Immortal Technique, In Flames, Killwhitneydead, Lamb of God, The Offspring, Paul Baribeau, Oh Sleeper, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dimmu Borgir, System of a Down, Trivium, Whitechapel, Frank Turner. Just to name a few. :p

I'm a sucker for pizza and orange chicken.
"The meal isn't over when I'm full, the meal is over when I hate myself." - Louis C.K.
Six things I could never do without
That smell in the air after it's done raining.
Peanut butter and jelly eggos. Seriously, try them.
My brain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"It's _ many day(s) until payday!"
"It's payday!"
"I'm broke."

Why every single girl on here has Disneyland as a requirement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying up until Saturday morning, filling my ash tray and drinking coffee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once all that shy shit wears off and I fall for someone, I am the most cheesy motherfucker ever. Oh and I tend to get attached easy, I swear it's not me just trying to get in your pants or trying to rush things purposely, it's just how I am.
You should message me if
You want to try for a relationship, I'm not here for friends. If you're not up your own ass or if you're a trend following dipshit.

If you can't stand smokers, don't bother messaging me. I'm tired of trying to change myself for people.
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