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My self-summary
"Good people are just as awful as everyone else. They just make the effort to become less awful."

I'm intelligent, well read, and very funny. I'm always interested in learning something new. I'll try just about anything once.

I'm sarcastic at times, but deep down I'm a very kind person, and I'm always ready and willing to help out a friend or a total stranger in need.

I'm pro-choice, pro-social Justice, pro-feminism, pro-gay marriage, pro-legalization/decriminalization, pro-separation of church and state, pro-wrestling, anti-racism, anti-circumcision, anti-abstinence only sex education, Anti-transphobia, and occasionally anti-matter.

I believe in freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and freedom of inquiry. I believe in evolution, gravity, germ theory, and heliocentrism
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard to get back into shape and cutting whatever excess calories I can from my diet... Except for Taco Bell, that's non negotiable. I also produce the Secular Nation Podcast for the Atheist Alliance of America, which affords me opportunity to hobnob with some big names in the atheist community.
I’m really good at
Cooking, Listening,Writing, Drawing, cooking, Karaoke, Origami, Scrabble, Crossword Puzzels, Quizzo, Cards Against Humanity, Dancing, making people laugh, Christopher Walken impersonations, totally rocking a kilt, counter apologetics, seemingly useless knowledge, correcting people on their use of the word "ironic", empathizing with fellow human beings, apologizing, fucking with telemarketers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My amusing t-shirts, that I use a lot of big words when I talk, and my incredibly soft hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, Stephen King, David Wong, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Thomas Harris

Movies: Happiness, The Thing, RoboCop, Dagon, Midnight Cowboy, Dead Man, The Silence of the Lambs, John Dies at the End, Sans Soleil, My Fair Lady, Quentin Tarentino, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Alfred Hitchcock, Akira Kurosawa, John Carpenter, Satoshi Kon (RIP), 80's movies, Horror movies, especially movies with body horror.

Music: Lin Manuel Miranda, Harvey Danger, The Mountain Goats, Sublime, Pink Floyd, Jukebox the Ghost, Bowie, Nico Vega, The Handsome Family, Sean Nelson, Classic rock, Prog rock, New Wave, alternative, classical. I honestly can't think of a single Genre that doesn't have something I like in it.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Better Call Saul, Vikings, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, Archer, Cosmos, Bojack Horseman.

Web shows: The Atheist Experience, Channel Awesome, The Spoony Experiment, Redletter Media, Crash Course

Podcasts: Savage Lovecast, Radiodrome, Yo, Is This Racist?, The Room Where it Happens, Blacklist Table Reads, Welcome to Night Vale, Denzel Washington is the Greatest Actor of All Time Period

Food: Chimichangas, Tuna melts (I make the world's best), Unagi, Saba, Lamb pasanda
Six things I could never do without
Audiobooks, Taco Bell, my computer, Tequila, my kilt, and water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Counter apologetics, science, art, social justice, and what's the absolute weirdest thing I can say at any given moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Jogging, going to the gym, or jogging to the gym, plus I go to Drinking Skeptically at the Dubliner on the second Friday of every month.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a mullet in grade school. And I'm fairly sure I have Tourette's Syndrome.
You should message me if
You love to laugh and enjoy intelligent conversation. You're far from perfect and maybe just a little bit crazy. You're not a super model, but you're comfortable with what you have. You don't believe that the Earth is bigger than the Sun.
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