34Somers Point, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, my name's Tim. I'm intelligent, well read, and very funny. I'm always interested in learning something new. I'll try just about anything once.

I'm sarcastic at times, but deep down I'm a very kind person, and I'm always ready and willing to help out a friend or a total stranger in need.

I'm pro-choice, pro-social Justice, pro-feminism, pro-gay marriage, pro-legalization/decriminalization, pro-separation of church and state, pro-wrestling, anti-racism, anti-circumcision, anti-abstinence only sex education, Anti-transphobia, and occasionally anti-matter.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending that PokémonGo is an adequate substitute for real exercise and dietary improvement.

Neglecting my responsibilities as secretary of my local Humanist Group.
I’m really good at
Cooking, Listening,Writing, Drawing, cooking, Karaoke, Origami, Scrabble, Crossword Puzzels, Quizzo, Cards Against Humanity, Dancing, making people laugh, Christopher Walken impersonations, totally rocking a kilt, counter apologetics, seemingly useless knowledge, correcting people on their use of the word "ironic", empathizing with fellow human beings, apologizing, fucking with telemarketers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My amusing t-shirts and my incredibly soft hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, Stephen King, David Wong, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Thomas Harris

Movies: Happiness, The Thing, RoboCop, Dagon, Midnight Cowboy, Dead Man, The Silence of the Lambs, John Dies at the End, Sans Soleil, My Fair Lady, Quentin Tarentino, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Alfred Hitchcock, Akira Kurosawa, John Carpenter, Satoshi Kon (RIP), 80's movies, Horror movies, especially movies with body horror.

Music: Lin Manuel Miranda, Harvey Danger, The Mountain Goats, Sublime, Pink Floyd, Jukebox the Ghost, Bowie, Nico Vega, The Handsome Family, Sean Nelson, Classic rock, Prog rock, New Wave, alternative, classical. I honestly can't think of a single Genre that doesn't have something I like in it.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Better Call Saul, Vikings, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, Archer, Cosmos, Bojack Horseman.

Podcasts: Savage Lovecast, God Awful Movies, Yo, Is This Racist?, The Room Where it Happens, Blacklist Table Reads, Welcome to Night Vale, Denzel Washington is the Greatest Actor of All Time Period

Food: Chimichangas, Tuna melts (I make the world's best), Sushi, Indian
Six things I could never do without
Audiobooks, Taco Bell, my computer, Tequila, my kilt, and water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Counter apologetics, science, art, social justice, and what's the absolute weirdest thing I can say at any given moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
I mostly keep to myself, though I go to Drinking Skeptically at the W.L. Goodfellows with my Humanist group on the second Friday of every month.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still play with Legos.
You should message me if
You love to laugh and enjoy intelligent conversation. You're far from perfect and maybe just a little bit crazy. You're looking for someone with whom to try new things and rediscover old things.
The two of us