I guess I'm here looking for someone who can pay all my bills and take me on fun vacations.
Well, vacations would be fun, but my ideal mate and I would equally contribute to the vacation fund.
Speaking of ideal mate.. He would be attractive (and by that I just mean someone I find attractive. And that can vary greatly to what "normal" people find attractive) he would also be funny. Or at least understand all my stupid jokes. I do tell a lot of them. If I were a muppet I would be fozzy bear. (Wakka wakka) ideally, I would like to find someone who has time for me. I don't work a typical schedule so I would like to find someone who was flexible. If you wake up at 6 every morning, we may run into some complications as I'm much more of a night guy. Not that I sleep all day, I'm just usually up later than most. I like all kinds of guys but when I'm in a relationship, I only like one guy. You! (If you're lucky) not into the whole open relationship thing, at least I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be into it. But never say never, huh? So if you think you're up for the challenge, send me a message. You never know what might happen next!
As far as books, I like any autobiographical novel written by funny women. And funny men. Of course I liked Tina Fey's book, mindy kaling, Rachel Dratch, Jane Lynch, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea handler and those that followed. But I also liked Dan Rather's book "Rather outspoken" (and clever, if I may) and "what remains" by Carole radziwill. Speaking of housewives, I also read Brandi glanville's book. The whole thing...
For movies I again like funny movies. Romy and Michelle's high school reunion, clueless, space balls, Robin Hood: men in tights, superstar, wet hot American summer, and dumb and dumber (ps, I did not see dumb and dumberer or dumb and dumber to.. I love the original too much and don't want to be left with a bad taste in my mouth)
Speaking of tastes in my mouth...
I am a meat eater. I love beef, chicken, chili cheese dogs, bbq junk and bacon. But I sneak some vegetables in there too to balance it out. I'm not a super picky eater but I don't really like a lot of fish. Especially sushi. I've tried to like it but I'm just not into it.