38 Dundee, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Russell and i'm not an alcoholic.

As you can tell from the pics I am a bit of a tech nerd and like to play around on computers, but don't write me off so easily as I am also reasonably sporty (I walk to and from the car twice a day and have been known to climb stairs).

Infinity is blue, and the answer is 42
What I’m doing with my life
Wow that is a deep question. I mean actually I am a tech nerd that spends most of my time fixing things and helping people, but metaphysically I spend my days as a mild mannered reporter and by night I fight crime.

That's right isn't it?
I’m really good at
Juggling and making balloon animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea really, I could say my smile but that might be a load of tosh. I will ask and get back to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Music: Janelle Monae, Darwin Deez, Scott Matthews, Blind Melon, Biffy Clyro
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you think that "cake" is a euphemism for sex then are the Mario computer games the filthiest thing available.

Mario and Princess go inside to have some "cake" to celebrate their victory.
On a typical Friday night I am
either in or out depending on how boring my mates are.
I have a tendancy to play football on Friday's after work so sometimes I can also be very tired/crippled depending on how stupid I have been.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I honestly don't think I have anything particularly private that would dazzle anyone. I don't have webbed feet, an interesting psychological disorder or any super powers. I did write a good poem when I was 7
You should message me if
You are bored and at the very least you want a chuckle and to be introduced to many bad jokes and witticisms (spoilt wrang?)