34 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Vegetarian, small business owning, Brazilian jiu-jitsu practicing bass guitarist/Soviet film buff and voracious reader of various historical and fictitious works seeks mate with excellent teeth.
What I’m doing with my life
- Networking, strategizing, leveraging, synergizing, fostering DYNAMISM!

- Investigating the increasingly legitimized theories that we live in a holographic construct rather than a natural, organic universe as thoroughly as anyone with zero working knowledge of quantum physics could possible hope to.

- Taking cute pictures of my cats cuddling with each other/myself seriously.
I’m really good at
My talents include but are in no way limited to wearing/losing sunglasses, the art of hand-shaking, making sandwiches, my job, scarfing down obscene amounts of Goldfish crackers (I'm talking dangerous quantities here), being on time, sit-ups, saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time to exactly the wrong person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can only speculate here, but...Height (above average), eyes (blue), tattoos (several), presence (commanding).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, Sculpting in Time, Mother Night, anything by Antony Beevor or about WWII in general.

Movies - Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers (seen over 100 times), The Big Lebowski, The Conformist, Children of Men, Barton Fink, Kubrick!, anything by Andrei Tarkovsky or Soviet in general.

TV Shows - Snuff Box, Twin Peaks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Wire/Homicide: Life on the Streets, Peep Show, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Mad Men, Downton Abbey, Luther (Stringer Bell is actually British! What the fuck?!)

Music - I'm an old school punk rock/hardcore dude with an inexplicable soft spot for Arcade Fire, Natalie Merchant and Destiny's Child.

Food - Sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
(in descending order of importance)

6. Sleep
5. Pumpernickel/Rye
4. Summer
3. Days off
2. Iced tea
1. Hot tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not that good at making sandwiches.
You should message me if
...any of this nonsense appeals to you and you have most, if not all, of your teeth.