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My self-summary
Hmmm...I really don't enjoy having to write about myself in this fashion, but that's kind of the whole fucking point of this website is it not? Maybe I should stop complaining. I like to think of myself as an easy-going guy with a great sense of humor. I'm probably too relaxed about some things and it's hard for me to take anything that seriously, but hey, I'm just trying to enjoy my short time here on your planet. I mean....our planet. Yes, of course, "our planet".... I'm a relaxed guy who just got out of a long term relationship with what I thought was my soulmate and am pretty heart broken, so if you are looking for a casual dude to talk to I'm your.... dude. Who knows what the future holds but I'm pretty optimistic and semi actively looking for the next love of my life. Sorry to be pathetic and lame, it's just how I feel atm but in general I'm a fun and especially funny guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school, wasting away? Trying to be as good a person as I can be while simultaneously being a depressed pessimist. I'm a walking hypocrite and that's good enough for me in this life. Hopefully you understand my mindset and we can connect on "that" level lmao.
I’m really good at
Beat boxing, making references, understanding others opinions, listening and empathy, RPG's (especially WoW and dragon warrior and dark souls) keeping a beat, as in drumming and bongos, reading human social cues, making my little sister laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
The dark circles under my eyes, the sad/angry look on my face, my #swag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Huge fan of Harry Potter, LoTR, The Giver is prolly my favorite book though, 1984. the call of Cthulhu, the wheel of time series,

Anything reallllyyyy nerdy i.e. Hp, LoTR, Star Wars, the Dark Knight, Inception, anything by Wes Anderson, Due Date, Anchorman, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Rob Zombie's Halloween, studio ghibli, toy story, star trek, Moonrise kingdom, this is England, grandmas boy,

Chapelle Show, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Metalokalypse, Tim & Eric, Whose Line is it Anyway, 30 rock, workaholics, squidbillies, Q.I.,

(Everyone says this so why do I feel so douchey doing the same?) I've got a really diverse taste in music. Ugh. Brb gonna wash my mouth out with soap... Anyways my favorite bands are the Beatles, Pixies, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, New Found Glory, Reel Big Fish, Circa Survive, Bright Eyes, the Decemberists, the Kinks, Jefferson Airplane, Bob Dylan, Santana, the Rolling Stones, Green Day, the Misfits, Nas, Band of Horses, Daft Punk, Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins....etc, you get it

I feel like a kindergartner talking about food but my favorites are pizza, buffalo chicken, XXX vitamin water, red bull, La Mexicana fresh salsa, my mom's chicken broccoli ziti.
Six things I could never do without
caffeine, the Beatles, Pixies, alcohol, my computer, buffalo chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the mysteries of the universe, human nature, my future, what I would do with a billion dollars, what I would do if I could stop time, the usual stuff, the Beatles and where they could be musically now
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm completely heart broken and prolly not ready for love again right now, but I'm willing to try.
You should message me if
please do, I would appreciate it immensely. also, I'm relatively cool.
The two of us