1) Pull out a chair for you
2) Hold a door for you
3) Attempt to trick you into sitting on a whoopie cushion
Probably buying my first house soon 😱
I'm also a human encyclopedia for all manner of history and sports trivia.
"And they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels... and there was much rejoicing."
"I'm just glad it's not Lupus."
Points if you get all the references.
My all time favorite show, though, is Stargate Atlantis, closely followed by The West Wing.
...also how to avoid getting busted for rocking out to music at work, but I digress.