36Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I like to snowboard, tell jokes, and drink beer. You should join me.

Right now I am in advertising. Ideally id like to write and perform standup and sketch comedy. Williamsburg is home for now but I think I'm aging out of this place. If ya have a hood suggestion do send it. I love a lot of different music genres and artists. Right now The Pixies, The clash, and old Depeche mode have been on heavy rotation.

My idea of a good time is just hanging outdoors, on a rooftop, or in a dive bar with good friends just talking and drinkin.

I always move to the center of the train.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching myself JAVA and cooking most every meal while working on building a career, whatever that is.
I’m really good at
Im one of those people who is interested in everything. I love to learn as much as possible buuut..kinda don't finish totally. You can ask me anything and I'll give you a half assed answer with full assed confidence. Pretty good with pub trivia too.
The first things people usually notice about me
my cocky stride and manly musk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
theres a ton..
Books: What Doesn't Kill Us, Black Beauty (childhood favorite), Slaughterhouse 5, Morning Star, Hitchhikers Guide, Anything related to history especially non-fiction. a couple other but I need to catch up.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Aliens, Dumb and Dumber, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Goodfellas, Casino, Falling Down, The Usual Suspects, AKIRA

Music: TMBG, Ween, The Devil Makes Three, Mastodon, The Wood Brothers, Helmet, Johnny Cash, Dinosaur Jr., Soul Coughing, Crooked Still, Tv on the Radio........
Spotify: brendannyc

TV: 30 Rock, The State, Battlestar Galactica, Schitts Creek, Better Call Saul, Stranger Things, Monty Python, Freaks and Geeks, Metalocalypse, Sealab 2020, Rick and Morty, I used to like the walking dead but c'mon, this is getting ridiculous.

Food: Pancakes, burritos, mozzarella cheese, buffalo chicken, poutine, grandma pizza, steak and potatoes, All veggies, Most sea food, No sushi (just not my thing)
Six things I could never do without
high speed internet
Cold beer
Good tunes
Comedy and funny shit in general
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I really gotta get my shit together.
What are some funny names for my imaginary band?
Halloween costumes
Was that a ghost?.....probly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just being your average 36 year old American teenager.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im not a private kind of person but cant think of anything I'd like to admit to at the moment.
You should message me if
I was gonna say "as long as you're not a cylon" but how would I know? Even if you were I'd still give it a shot.
The two of us