In the spirit of new beginnings, Let's try something completely different...
Instead of asking me who I am, first ask yourself: Who are You?
No... Seriously... Whatever happened to people, you included. You're on OkCupid reading my 'profile' psh, so uncool... Wait it's normal now?... SMH (whatever that means...)
Now that I've drawn you in only to insult you, let me tell you something much more flattering, who you are really does interest me more than who I am, I already know myself anyway.
But all the traits, health, wealth, fitness, intellect, and accomplishments, they're all tied to you, and if you love yourself, others, and life in general.
Well... Do you? What is love?
(Baby don't hurt me)
What's love got to do with it?
(Got to do with it)
I am looking for a woman who is already full of love, happy, independent and strong, able to unselfishly love another, full inside except for that one thing...
Here's ten random facts about me:
1. I'm insatiably curious about everything, I do not get bored.
2. I build and fix things, crafty pants.
3. I play four ish instruments, and compose music occasionally.
4. I'm an ex rocket scientist.
5. I like to rescue animals and insects from people's homes, wee little critters.
6. I'm the most kind person you'll meet, until you harm another purposely, then I'll come at you with a tongue like a sword.
7. I find humor in everything, and thrive off positive energy.
8. I was 'briefly' an underwear model.
9. I played football, ran track, swam and played soccer. I will beat you at sports.
10. I am empathetic to the point that I physically feel when others are happy, and it drives me to please others.
"Virtue is bold and goodness never fearful"
(1) pick any number, then scroll down...
No, actually I'm an aerospace / clean energy engineer / tech transfer specialist... Seriously this time... Sort of...
I worked on UAVs (Drones) for about a year until I realized it's terribly depressing and pays way too well, so I've decided to help the world instead.
Currently doing research in collaboration with a multidisciplinary group focused on sustainable energy engineering, browsing and applying to PhD programs, and working to get my own start up engineering, education and software company off the ground.
Recently got into kickboxing, muay thai...
I also teach/ mentor part time, it's a great way to immediately make a positive difference in the world.
What are Youuuuu doing with your life?
Spending it, saving it, investing it, wasting it. Sharing caring sparing and repairing it. Tearing flaring comparing and bearing it. Enjoying embracing tasting and facing it.
Singing winging dinging and bringing it.
It seems we do a lot with our lives.
Prolifically requested example:
"Hey girl what would you like for lunch? I'll make you something"
"Mmmmm one of those amazing cucumber sandwiches please"
"With white pepper and tomatoes?"
"Exactly, thanks [insert pet name]"
Deep thought and contemplation, Writing music, Inspiration, Peace making, Love making, Leaf raking, Vampire Staking, Inventing things, and Teeth brushing,
Preventing dings, and Making Stuffing,
Helping you smile, if you haven't for awhile,
teasing, pleasing, and going wild.
Lucid dream experiments
(Definitely not first date material)
Update: I'm actually bad at preventing dings... < Racecardriver - Grand Prix>
*Just kidding I've never been in an accident.
I'm really, really good at math. Like brain explosion good...
*I don't always make 3D subatomic particle simulations... but when I do... they're for video game applications... (Say with sexy voice)
Also improvisational cooking, I take random things, smell them, and mix them without measuring and voila!... Awesomeness, well... Sometimes. I should probably follow recipies.
I'm also really really good at sensing what people like, what makes them laugh, and what makes them happy.
(3) now divide that number by your original number, then scroll down...
My deep booming baritone voice... Think "This summer..."
Personality wise, my intellect, charm, and sense of humor. I've been told, I emit a certain presence...
Apparently I project positive energy... and am really skilled at raising a downed friend's spirits... and I enjoy it... Everyone should help maintain each other's good state, the world would be a better place.
How huge, deep, and satisfyingly long lasting my humility is.
Music: Mozart, Muse, Tchaikovsky, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, GOTYE, Radio-head, Red Hot Chili Peppers, My Chemical Romance, Deadmaus, Avenged Sevenfold, System of a Down, Immortal Technique, Enya, Lincoln Park, Vivaldi, 311, Various other artists so long as their heart is aimed well, I actually rarely remember song names or artist names, but always remember songs by ear.
Books etc: Enders Game, 1984, The Hobbit, Beowulf, Ring, Expedition to Earth, Dune, The Grand Chessboard, The Meaning of Masonry, The Lives of a Cell, Man and his Symbols, ALL the wholly books, various scientific and engineering journals.
Tv: Daily show, Colbert Report, True Blood, Spartacus, Game of Thrones, How I met your Mother. I don't watch Tv much.
PS: I don't really read this section in anyone's profile
My favorite short story is 'The Last Question' by Asimov, go read it right now: http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html
*** if you discuss this story with me I'll love you forever***
(4) add 38 to the number, is it 42? ;p
Obviously the people I love, my family, both by blood and other bonds. Without any people, I think I'd rather be a dolphin or something... They seem social enough.
On a more silly note, Rubik's cubes, M&ms, Guinness, double and triple entendre, that fun thing we do...
On a more serious note, the internet, skynet has taken over...
The way it feels when we hold each other, warmly pressing past our covers, breathing in harmony, each beat in rhythm with our heart's embrace. That look on your face, that glow in your eyes, that doesn't hide but shows the fire that grows. When we see it, we know.
Life, the universe, and everything. I have a strong passion for contemplating life and its meaning. (PS life has a meaning, but your life's meaning is yours to decide) If you have depth but are also well grounded, we will click well.
Also friends and family, I think about the people in my life a lot.
Also world issues, and how to practically resolve them in an economically viable and technologically elegant manner. Where to direct my business, who to inspire etc.
Speaking of such... ENFP
I've tested as many types actually...
How maturity does not correlate with age, or gender...
How poorly people treat each other sometimes, and how they never realize it until someone breaks their heart.
How people can care so much for one another and then stop, making it seem like it wasn't real to begin with. What is a bond really? Love lives, love dies, what survives?
How love is something built for someone else, a bridge that can only be completed from both sides. If done well it links the divide, that great abyss where all is amiss. I'll meet you there, halfway, above the darkness, and hold you up so we can feel the sunlight's warmth upon our faces until loneliness is a distant faded memory.
Most Friday nights I spend with friends, going out somewhere. I do appreciate a night in though.
It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, one day after Thursday, two days before Sunday, Sunday (lame song reference)
Total correct guess tally: 007
I'm the Dominant one, obey me 👔
I don't care if you're hot if you have an ugly heart. True beauty is a balance between inner and outer worlds.
If you know what fractals are, are brilliant, loving, fit, deep, kind, creative, brave, bold, cutesy, funny or witty please come find me immediately.
If you are vain, shallow, materialistic, petty, bratty, selfish, unkind or gossipy please go away immediately.
(2) take that number, and multiply it by 4, then scroll up...
(Yes, the numbers are out of order for a reason)