BrettBot
36 San Diego, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
BrettBot
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I can be kind of a wise ass but ultimately I'm a pretty sincere, genuine guy. I love books and music, and I'm a self confessed NPR and podcast junkie. Oh yeah, and I'm starting a religion based on pizza worship. #pizzalife 🍕🍕🍕
What I’m doing with my life
Greasing the wheels of the military industrial machine as a government contractor.
I’m really good at
Making people feel comfortable in awkward social situations. Tying nautical knots. Hugs. Crashing weddings and dancing with your aunt.
The first things people usually notice about me
My abs. OBVIOUSLY.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Khaled Hosseini. Haruki Murakami. Jonathan Franzen. Michael Chabon. Jonathan Safran Foer. Bret Easton Ellis. Osho. Philip Roth. Deepak Chopra. Orson Scott Card. Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stephenson. Stephen King. Bukowski. Tom Robbins.

Beck. Radiohead. The Flaming Lips. The Cure. The Black Keys. Deerhunter. MGMT. Panda Bear. Pink Floyd. Modeselektor. James Brown. Sonic Youth. Led Zepplin. Snoop. Bjork. Minimal Tech. Stevie Wonder. Phish. Beastie Boys. Joy Division. LCD Soundsystem. Yeasayer. Def Jux. Grizzly Bear. Arcade Fire. Porno for Pyros. Spoon. Gorillaz. Broken Social Scene. Broken Bells. Gotye. Chairlift. tUnEyArDs. Wye Oak. Four Tet. The Horrors. Hot Chip. Little Dragon. Neon Indian. Gorillaz. Porno for Pyros. Stephen Malkmus. Atlas Sound. Tanlines. Kendrick Lamar. Pantha du Prince. Daniel Rossen. Little Dragon. Cults. Grimes. Pregnant. tvontheradio. M83. Dublab.com. Joy Division. Herbie Hancock. Belle and Sebastian. Twin Shadow. Frank Ocean. Talking Heads. Dirty Projectors. Django Django. Phil Collins. Purity Ring. Atoms for Peace. Ultraista. Miles Davis. Weezer (blue album). Dave Brubeck. Gardens and Villa. Father John Misty. Here we go magic. Aphex Twin. Connan Mockasin. Mac DeMarco.

Coen Brothers. Woody Allen. Wes Anderson. Charlie Kaufman. Darren Aronofsky.

Vegan. Vietnamese. Japanese. Thai. Mexican. Indian. Za.
The six things I could never do without
Things man, things. It's all about eliminating desire for all the things! But ok, I do need my glasses. A life without those would be blurry and disorienting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether a hammock in my living room is a good idea. I think the answer is a resounding yes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully shaking my pants off on the dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I can't visualize a protagonist in a novel I'm reading I just picture Leonardo Dicaprio at various ages because he's the shit.
You should message me if
You think nice guys finish first.
More