BrettBot
36 Vancouver, United States
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My self-summary
Music is the only thing i actually listen to.

Kaizen. Baby steps. That's how we make progress.

'And in the end we shall achieve in time, the thing they call divine, and all the stars will smile for me.' -Spacehog (yup.)

Former goth kid turned hippy turned raver turned grownup. Affinity for 'mountain girl' (see Ken Kelsey's Electric Cool Aid Acid Test) Mother Earth Queen Type.

I love (most) people. Bad tippers are excluded. I'm extremely gregarious, a lifelong wiseass, dancefloor booty shaker.

I work for the military so you would have to be cool with my alternative work schedule (basically I work a lot then take a couple of months off to travel and do whatever).

Ultimately, I'm searching for something serious, but am down with starting slow.

Boston, Brooklyn, VA, Portland!

Likes: The Cure, Aphex Twin, Miles Davis

Dislikes: Trump
What I’m doing with my life
Greasing the wheels of the military industrial machine.
I’m really good at
Making people feel comfortable in awkward social situations. Tying nautical knots. Hugs. Crashing weddings and dancing with your aunt.
The first things people usually notice about me
My abs. OBVIOUSLY.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Khaled Hosseini. Haruki Murakami. Jonathan Franzen. Michael Chabon. Jonathan Safran Foer. Bret Easton Ellis. Osho. Philip Roth. Deepak Chopra. Orson Scott Card. Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stephenson. Stephen King. Bukowski. Tom Robbins. Ernest Cline.

Beck. Radiohead. The Flaming Lips. The Cure. The Black Keys. Deerhunter. MGMT. Panda Bear. Pink Floyd. Modeselektor. James Brown. Sonic Youth. Led Zepplin. Snoop. Bjork. Minimal Tech. Stevie Wonder. Phish. Beastie Boys. Joy Division. LCD Soundsystem. Yeasayer. Def Jux. Grizzly Bear. Arcade Fire. Porno for Pyros. Spoon. Gorillaz. Broken Social Scene. Broken Bells. Gotye. Chairlift. tUnEyArDs. Wye Oak. Four Tet. The Horrors. Hot Chip. Little Dragon. Neon Indian. Gorillaz. Porno for Pyros. Stephen Malkmus. Atlas Sound. Tanlines. Kendrick Lamar. Pantha du Prince. Daniel Rossen. Little Dragon. Cults. Grimes. Pregnant. tvontheradio. M83. Dublab.com. Joy Division. Herbie Hancock. Belle and Sebastian. Twin Shadow. Frank Ocean. Talking Heads. Dirty Projectors. Django Django. Phil Collins. Purity Ring. Atoms for Peace. Ultraista. Miles Davis. Weezer (blue album). Dave Brubeck. Gardens and Villa. Father John Misty. Here we go magic. Aphex Twin. Connan Mockasin. Mac DeMarco.

Coen Brothers. Woody Allen. Wes Anderson. Charlie Kaufman. Darren Aronofsky.

Vegan. Vietnamese. Japanese. Thai. Mexican. Indian. Za.
The six things I could never do without
"Nothing I see can be taken from me."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the hell I ended up working for the very establishment I resisted so much in my youth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gregariatin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I can't visualize the protagonist in the novel I'm reading I just picture Leonardo DiCaprio because he's always in the best shit.
You should message me if
You think nice guys finish first.
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