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My self-summary
I haven't redone this thing in forever so I figured it was about time. first of my name's Brett, I'm a 420 friendly nerd who's extremely laid back :) I recently started gauging my ears and am currently sitting at a 4, I plan to go up to a 0. If I'm not working or at school I'm usually hanging out with my roommate smoking some hookah among other things ;) I love going out on nice days and just wandering around with no real destination, just enjoying the day :) though since I live in Oregon where nice days are few and far between I also spend a lot of time playing video games...which reminds me, I'm a huge gamer, I play pretty much all genres but my favorite has to be rpgs :) I also use lots of smileys, I don't know why, just do :) I also love cuddling up with that special someone late at night and watching movies :) if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask I swear I'm not a creeper in fact I like to think I'm a pretty nice guy :)
What I’m doing with my life
Right now working at Office Depot as a computer tech and going to PCC while working on a transfer degree, but the plan is to eventually transfer to either OSU or PSU and get a bachelors degree in computer science.
I’m really good at
pretty much anything involving a computer
procrastinating on school work but it does all get done
making people laugh :)
staying up super long amounts of time especially if friends and nerdery are involved.
giving massages
reciting dr. horrible from memory (as long as it plays in the background, I need the tune)
Taking mad bong rips
I like to think I'm pretty good at giving glove shows but I haven't been doing them long.
ooh and I'm totally pro at sleeping in x)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm skinny (about 130lb currently) and I talk a lot, I'm not afraid to engage in conversation with complete strangers, Its pretty obvious that I'm a nerd x)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm not a huge reader but I do really enjoy the inheritance series and the Scott pilgrim series.

Movies: pretty much anything except Twilight and chick flicks. Though some of my favorites are Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Repo the genetic opera, Underworld series, van Wilder, Harold & Kumar, and many many more, if you're curious about a specific one just ask :)

Shows: Walking Dead, Workaholics, Psych, Tosh.0, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Tosh.O, 1000 ways to die, and recently thanks to my roommate I kinda got into Trueblood.

Music: favorite bands would have to be Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, Periphery, Times of Grace, Bring me the Horizon, Suicide Silence, Trivium, lots more that I dont feel like naming. I mainly listen to Metal and a bit of dubstep.

Food: MEAT!!! I love meat, ribs, sausage, bacon, steak, pretty much any kind of meat. I also make really dank meatloaf :)
Six things I could never do without
1. Computer/internet
2. That green magical herb of awesome
3. video games
4. Movies
5. Food
6. Music (it gets a little loud sometimes -roommate)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
*Life, future, money, school, work
*What should I do with my spare time once I have it
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, hanging out with my roommate smoking, hanging out with friends or lazing around playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like spiders... they are creepy with all those legs and the eyes and they appear out of freaking no where when you are at your most vulnerable. Sneaky little bastards. They are like ninjas and I am the pirate that needs to kill them all.
You should message me if
You would like to join me in the battle against the 8 legged ones or would love to just hang out and play some video games, smoke a bowl, watch a movie, grab a bite to eat, or all of the above :) If you are nerdy and you know it (clap your hands)... erm... yeah anyway... if you clapped your hands you should definitely message me. Even if you are just looking for a new friend :) that is always welcomed too!
The two of us