33 Santa Barbara, United States
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My self-summary
I worked at the Method ONE Acting Clinic out of college (does anyone watch Arrested Development anymore?)

My current jobs, in youtube format:


If you can guess what I do, you win!

Im also vaguely hoping that one day, after practicing my stand up for a long, long, long while, I will start getting paid.

I like watching movies, going out, dancing, biking, hanging out at the beach, listening to new music, going to the movies, working out, eating at nice restaurants, dressing nice, going for walks in my neighborhood, hiking, watching the sunset, watching cartoons, talking with interesting people...
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I play classical piano at retirement homes, hospitals, and clubs here in town. I just received my bachelor's in psychology from Antioch as well. I also like doing open mic stand up wherever they have it, LA, Ventura. There I make fun of my rollerblading hobby.
I’m really good at
Listening, talking, giving advice. Im pretty good at watching tv too. I can keep a daily routine to keep myself happy ever'day, so I guess Im good at that too. Being regular. More into my routine - Im good at eating two candy bars a day while refusing to use my car for transportation so I can burn those calories biking around SB.

I'm also good at introspection (reading my emotions so I can understand myself). At least I hope so. If not, then my life is a lie! Somebody's gotta get stabbed! ::heartattack::
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll let you talk my ear off. I come across as shy, but Im really just quiet. Im like a quiet brave little toaster. Some people dont like quiet, but whats better than sitting in good company at night, outside when everyone is asleep, watching the sky? You cant get that if youre hanging around jaggoffs who cant shut up or turn their cell phones off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: down and out in paris and london. I like picking up random books at the library and reading them.

Movies: star wars, edward scissorhands, jurassic park, anything disney, trainspotting, anything music related; i like most movies

Shows: right now i'm getting into brooklyn nine-nine

the cleveland show, family guy, simpsons, it's always sunny in philadelphia, american dad, arrested development, wonder years, jersey shore, beavis and butthead, two and a half men, south park, wilfred

Music: i'm not that cool anymore, i mostly listen to classical now. Edm has always been awesome, and so is james taylor.

Food: persian food. rice, kebab, tomatoes and onions. Indian food rocks as well. Im up for any food.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, family, music, education, work, a future. Is what i would say if i had no imagination.

Pop rocks!
Dung beetles!

As in, how do you like dem apples.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid BS. Im not an astronaut in space so I dont have to deal with important stuff like mechanical widgets. Lately Ive been wondering why I feel like Ive gotten kicked in the junk. Maybe someone has a hairdoll of me, or a voodoo doll. With a billion needles inserted in my bean bag. One billion. In my bean. Bag.

I also think about My daily routine. I keep a schedule so I always know what's going on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out and keeping busy. Sometimes I stay at home and watch a movie, sometimes I play piano all night, sometimes I read, sometimes I go to the movies, sometimes I work. Sometimes I jump on a trampoline. Sometimes I shave my head while sloppily putting lipstick on my lips and calling myself "whore" in the mirror.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All I can say is it involves a six-pack of zucchinis from Trader Joe's.
You should message me if
You're a musician, you're nice, you like small dogs, or you like dirty humor (like louis ck); all the good stuff.