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My self-summary
I’m intelligent, direct, very honest and always up for going out and having fun. I've got a sarcastic and somewhat irreverent sense of humor, though I genuinely like pretty much everyone I meet and really like listening to people and making new friends. I work in sales, play drums in a few bands for fun, am tall enough for you to wear heels (probably), and my mom says I'm the best looking guy in DC. Sounds interesting? Here’s what I’m looking for: a woman in her twenties or early thirties, who is intelligent, honest, mature, attractive and who doesn't smoke. I’m looking for someone with a great sense of humor (sarcastic and not afraid of a dirty joke), contagious passions, and a late bedtime. If this sounds like you then send me a message and we'll take it from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Being charming for a living, looking for a new lead guitar for one of my bands (know anybody?), harassing my married friends to be more fun, and seeing/playing/listening to music every chance I get.
I’m really good at
Getting backrubs
Eating PB&J sandwiches like a boss
Excel spreadsheets (don't act like you're not impressed)
The Dougie
Eating all the meat off chicken wings
The first things people usually notice about me
I would love to know the answer to this question
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvin and Hobbes/Henry Miller/Chuck Palahniuk

The Big Lebowski/Pulp Fiction

The Simpsons/The Wire/Boardwalk Empire/Breaking Bad


Haydees/Pearl Dive/Black Salt
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order, music, ice cream, q-tips, Olivia Wilde, air conditioning, and chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Some favorites:

Playing drums in my head while appearing to be listening to the person I'm talking to.

Convincing myself that the Redskins are going to be good this year. For real this time.

Ranking girls accents in order of sexiness.

What would Schmidt do?

Oh yeah, and I've had this song in my head for years that everyone recognizes but no one can figure out what it is. If you can bring closure to this for me I will marry you.

It was Shanice "I Love Your Smile." Try living with that song in your head for half a decade.
On a typical Friday night I am
Insert any cliche answer to this question, I've got them all covered.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
currently driving a hooptie. it has skyrocketed my appreciation for public transportation
You should message me if
you know any good dirty jokes
The two of us