Eating PB&J sandwiches like a boss
Excel spreadsheets (don't act like you're not impressed)
Eating all the meat off chicken wings
The Big Lebowski/Pulp Fiction
The Simpsons/The Wire/Boardwalk Empire/Breaking Bad
Haydees/Pearl Dive/Black Salt
Playing drums in my head while appearing to be listening to the person I'm talking to.
Convincing myself that the Redskins are going to be good this year. For real this time.
Ranking girls accents in order of sexiness.
What would Schmidt do?
Oh yeah, and I've had this song in my head for years that everyone recognizes but no one can figure out what it is. If you can bring closure to this for me I will marry you.
It was Shanice "I Love Your Smile." Try living with that song in your head for half a decade.