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My self-summary
Lets see if I can find one word to sum me up?... other than Horny! :-p


That will do, it means Romantic and Geeky and that I can make up words.

I will have to do a proper summery.

I do look good in leathers.
I do like Rock/Indie/Metal.
I do like Goth/Hippie/Punk looks, but not exclusively.
I am addicted to cute things (especially women) like kittens and bunnies.
I am normal, honest.
I'm a pepper, do you want to be a pepper too?
I have given up my dreams of world domination for a more sedentary life of simple mischief and chaos.
I had a cat called Connor that I adore but am allergic to.
I am callipygian.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I am mentally unbalanced as you may have noticed.
I'm an old romantic and pure pacifist.
I currently look nothing like my photos because my look changes so damned often that even I can not keep up. I keep waking up to see this person I do not recognise then realising its me and I’ve gone and changed my appearance again. At the moment I'm in a Chinese suit and bandana (because my hair fell out via the razor), but this will change. I'm currently considering going back to blonde, what do you think?

I like to dance. I'm not saying I can dance, but I do like to pretend that I can dance. Particularly Scottish dancing.

I'm a geek and ever so slightly on the gothier side of rock. I'm film obsessed, with over 2000 videos and 500 DVD's. I'm also book mad which has the unfortunate side effect of me using words that even I do not understand, but that’s what comes of being so melliloquent.

As a geek, I am into sci-fi and fantasy and for this I apologise in advance but I never force my geekieness on others or inflict grievous amounts of nerdism on anyone. I am a Brown coat, though. You can take my love and take my land but I’m still free because you can't take the sky from me.

Now its time to sound like the corny Blind Date contestant. Contestant no:1 likes long walks on the beach and cold nights in front of an open fire. There’s nothing he enjoys more than a romantic getaway for two in the Scottish mountains.

I know its corny but sadly it is true. I love Scotland and I like fires and like beaches I enjoy long walks. I am an old romantic fool but every time I try a bit of romance it always seems to backfire on me (what kind of person neglects to tell you they are deathly allergic to shellfish when you invite them over for a romantic meal eh? I had a job explaining to the ambulance driver I gave her anaphylactic shock because I loved her! ... ok so it never really happened but that’s the kind of luck I do have.).
What I’m doing with my life
I was studying archaeology, but now I’m studying zoology instead because I love animals, they're both cute and tasty.
I’m really good at
Eh-hem, err, well I do have my tongue pierced for a reason.

Walking, Breathing, Sleeping, Day-Dreaming, Photography, Archaeology, Mythology, Role Play Gaming, Sword Fighting, just a few of my fav things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is my Eyes, then my Tongue piercing, then my Bum, then my Face, then that I'm actually talking all that time, but no one really listens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a)Books. Sandman by Neil Gaiman, in fact anything by him.

b)Films. Too many too count... You should see my Video wall, an entire wall dedicated to films! To narow it down, I like Drama, Fantasy, Romance, Comedy and Action, so films like "13th warior" and the "princes bride"

c)Music. 80's and 90's Rock, Alice Cooper, Joan Jet And The Blackhearts, NRG, Spectre General, Beetles, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Meat Loaf, Metallica, Nick Cave, Placebo, Radiohead, Cardigans, Cranberries, Offspring, Travis, RHCP, Nick Cave, Tori Amos, The Smiths, Bon Joiv, Meatloaf, R.E.M. ect.

d)Food. Hmmm, its so hard to say, mostly home-cooked and handmade. Mind you Strawberries and clotted cream fed to you by someone cute is quite nice too.
The six things I could never do without
My Phone.

My PC.

My Bed.


The Great Outdoors.


I could problem do without anything if the situation called for it to be honest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, religion, science stuff, movies and why 42?
On a typical Friday night I am
Studying or relaxing with a good movie and some home cooked food, weekdays are my going out days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once wet myself in a swimming pool and turned the water blue whilst trying to get my swimming certificate... I was 5 at the time though.
You should message me if
You want to.

I'm looking for anyone who can put up with my cheesy lines and poor sense of humour. If that is you, and you are sultry redhead with a great mind, basically Tori Amos, then let me know... or just ignore me cause that really turns me on!

Obviously if you do not want to then do not bother. Unless of course someone is holding a gun to your head and telling you to message me or die in which case message me!

That’s hardly likely to happen though is it. Unless you have met my evil twin. I here tell that he dose things like that just to upset me!

Damn you Xamot