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My self-summary

Let's pretend we didn't need jobs to sustain our existence.
My life:
Assume music plays throughout
-Yoga/Stretching/Meditation/Light Gym Exercise
-Healthy smoothie or Acai bowl
-Lay by the pool
-Puppies and Kittens
-Old People (chatting and games)
-Some 4:20 and concerts/festivals sprinkled in there

You'll catch me here intermittently out of boredom.
No expectations.
Let's chat.
What I’m doing with my life
Retired, living in Aventura with all the old Jews.
I’m really good at
Being well rounded
The first things people usually notice about me
Long eyelashes. Thick eyebrows. Cocky smile. Big nose. Feel free to add to the list.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to read lots of novels growing up, but at some point I stopped. The only reading I do now is internet articles of interest to me.

I enjoy all kinds of movies but especially comedies because I love to laugh. My favorite movie is Fight Club. Jim Carrey and Ryan Reynolds are my favorite actors.

Boston Legal, Blue Mountain State, Dexter, House, Archer, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, House of Cards, It's Always Sunny, Narcos, GoT

I would say enjoying music of all types is a passion of mine. I mostly listen to EDM, and rap these days, but this answer could change weekly or daily depending on my mood. I really like Porter Robinson, Madeon, Flume, Above and Beyond and Lil Dicky.

I love to eat, and try new things. I'll try anything once. I really like sushi and Mexican food, spicy food in general.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, Music, Food, Relaxation, Peace of Mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can be doing better or more to improve my way of life.
Ways that I can help to improve the world.
How to do things more efficiently so I can spend more time on other things.
How to pull lessons from my past experiences.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I was invited to something, I'll assess how extroverted I'm feeling to determine if I wanna go.
Otherwise, I'll stay in and relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm uncomfortable with roaches and spiders and I don't like being tickled.
You should message me if
you want to engage in conversation with some degree of substance