29 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Update. I'm still single.
I'm still female.
I got bangs... And then I got lazy and they grew out....
I am still a lover not a fighter.
A drinker and now recently smoke free..over a year and better for it.
Still Sarcastic, only slightly bitchy.
I have been told I have WAY too many teeth, and I cant stop showing them off.
I am a bartender.
I am constantly surrounded by gays who tell me I'm FIERCE!
I am honest whether it hurts or not.
I am low maintenance, yet starving for attention.
I will play devils advocate whenever available.
I am super social and love to go out, but
could stay in bed for two days straight if given the opportunity.
I'm an Irish Jew so most of the money I save, naturally goes to booze.
I used to be a personal stylist which means I styled clothes not hair..
I fight hard and love harder.
I sing, but only in the shower and when I'm drunk... on stage in front of other drunks.
I am happiest during happy hour..
I am a flirt who demands respect, and will settle for nothing less.
I love to laugh loud and hard and do so quite often, because I heard laughing is a good way to burn calories.. not that I count.
I am fiercely loyal, if you are deemed worthy.
I live moment to moment never knowing where I will be tomorrow.
I have learned watching the sun come up is not nearly as fun as watching it go down.
Annnnnd Exhale.
What I’m doing with my life
I have fun. For work, for life, for friendship, for love. I have fun.
I’m really good at
Expert at Guitar Hero.
Master Karaoke artist, a few of my hits (Tiny Dancer, Total Eclipse of the Heart, and Lets give em something to talk about.) To name a few...
Beer Pong Champion. AKA DOMINATION.
Talking too much, my filter has been broken for years. Not sure how to fix it, or if I want to.
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I talk to much I don't know where they get this opinion maybe from my family who are all talkers and it could be genetic but I really don't think so I guess if someone else says it I think they're right.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Diaries of Anne Frank
Collected Speeches, Cicero
Arrested Development
High Fidelity
Chinese Food, burritos, and coffee (sounds disgusting in that order but all together great hangover remedy..) see PICTURE.
John Mayer
Leaves of Grass
Coloring Books
True Blood
How I met your mother
Chuck Palahniuk
In N Out
ALL chelsea Handler NOVELS / SHOWS
Bob's burgers
To be continued...
The six things I could never do without
Molli (my dog..)
Sun Tan lotion
Beer, duh
Mac n chesse
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I am going to eat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Then going out. Hopefully getting to bed before 2 am which never actually happens
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch say yes to the dress... A lot.
You should message me if
If you're not totally scary. If you can hold your booze (Im not a good babysitter) If you can read. If you can laugh at yourself. If you're not married. if you like dogs and women preferably...and if it's before 10pm.. You 3am messagers.. It looks desperate (just saying)