BrittParis
31Castle Rock, United States
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My self-summary
I love to laugh, my sense of humor can be both goofy and morbid. I have a severe allergy to stupidity, a ridiculous addiction to coffee, a manic crush on johnny depp, an unfathomable amount of passion for medicine... i secretly hope to be a ninja one day... I am stubborn and opinionated, and i know what i want. I'm low maintenance, I don't need all the bells and whistles. I'm patient and kind, unless you piss me off, then i'm a scary lil imp. I can have just as much fun dancing as I can watching a game of football/ baseball. I can be very goofy, but I know when its time to be a grown up. I can be argumentative, and i always think i'm right (something I'm working on) . I believe that no matter how hard life gets I have something to be grateful for, I try to be an optimist. I believe our trials and tribulations and how we handle them are what make up our character, and I believe that in everyone there is some good.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. I'm a nanny / household manager. Great kids.
I spend a lot of my time helping out others in any way I can. I love learning from all different types of people.
I’m really good at
Making sandwiches. I can also cook, I enjoy it but not all the time.

According to all the people, I'm good at giving advice. Not always at taking it.

I enjoy singing, I'm not as good as I once was, because I smoked for years. I quit though. Yay me.
I'm a decent pool player and I can bait a hook. I can also set up a tent and start a fire (without lighter fluid)

I'm a decent shot with a rifle. Literally and on video games. Been a while for both.
The first things people usually notice about me
If my hair is down probably that. It's very long and large and in charge. After that I'm not sure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: so many. I love to read for fun and to learn.

Movies: good ones that don't suck.

Newest ones I like were King Arthur, Wonder Woman, and Dunkirk

Tv shows: Game of Thrones. Shameless. Naked and Afraid, river monsters, ghost adventures. Greys anatomy. Sons of Anarchy

Music: I love music Everything from Country to Metal... I won't list it cuz I am always listening to music so theres a Lot! Also I don't feel like typing that much.

Food: Sushi and mexican food are my favorites and I love spicy!
Six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Music
The ocean
Sushi
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks it would really take that owl to get to the center if he had self control.

World events, my family, what I could be for Halloween. sports mostly Broncos and Rockies.

The depth of the marianas trench.

How to properly create the platform for the app I'm making.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually with family or friends if I'm not working or being antisocial. Maybe some drinks. Maybe a road trip. A hike, a game. I'm pretty chill so I'm usually happy doing whatever
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Moths freak me out. Like bad. They are ugly graceless crackheaded butterflies who want to eat my brains. They could only be worse if they sprouted spider legs and a clown face.
You should message me if
If you have a great sense of humor.
You have a flamingo or equally awesome pet you'd like to tell me about.
You wear a uniform; like armed forces. That shits hot. (Doesn't mean you shouldn't if you don't, but damn it's a plus!)
You can strike up a real conversation.
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