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My self-summary
Welcome to the first-ever-as-far-as-you-know joint brofile! At least, it's our first time. Please be gentle.

Why we're here (on one account):
For all the charm, sex appeal and awkward hilarity we possess individually, joining forces made too much sense to ignore. Also, we're Siamese twins.

Why you're here (e-stalking us):
You've got a friend who's as pretty, smart and sassy as you are, and the safety-in-numbers mentality lends double dating a little more credibility.

Ideally, this works out well for everyone. Worst case scenario: neither of us hits it off with either of you, and we all shoot the shit with our respective BFF. Best case scenario: ...the mind reels. This is referred to in business as a "win-win."

If you don't represent multiple single ladies, we are also available à la carte.

Nick (aka ZinfandelSF): Creative, deep-thinking, adorable. Goes apeshit for your love.

John (aka JanusSF): Savvy, well-traveled, smoldering. Can't help winning.
What I’m doing with my life
Retitled: Our life together

We met singing in an a cappella group at college in Philadelphia.
It was man-love at first sight. In modern times we're housemates in
the Lower Haight. By day we're mild-mannered, hyper-talented office
monkeys. The kind that DON'T throw feces. By night we're caped
crusaders creating awesome where there once was lame.
I’m really good at
At the risk of sounding immodest, it'll be way more efficient to list the things we're NOT really good at:

Being bored
Resisting adorable puppies
Agreeing on joint answers of OKCupid's match questions
Becoming disgustingly wealthy (to be amended soon)
The first things people usually notice about me
Retitled: Are you actually "bros"? I hate "bros."

So do we. That's why we don't wear Abercrombie, listen to Phish or live in the Marina.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Thank god for TV; it's all we agree on. Archer is our current big television crush, and if you haven't heard of it, just try to take a moment and appreciate how much your life sucks. Then google it.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Bojack Horseman... your mom?

I think we're both pretty down with burritos and sushi. Correct me if I'm wrong, John. You're wrong, Nick. I'm allergic to seafood. And I hate you. Silence! Get back in your cage.
Six things I could never do without
3 pairs of boobs. No but seriously, I'll come back to this one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
3 pairs of boobs. No but seriously, 3 pairs of boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding a good hiding place for all the bodies.

Not looking down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sooooome of this might be sarcasm. Or maybe not. I'll never tell.

And only one of us is 5'11". The other is a certified Little Person at 5'10".
You should message me if
You're still reading this? Really? It's not as though there haven't been enough red flags already. Know what? Write that message. You earned it.
The two of us