BrocadeLion
47Southfield, United States
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My self-summary
I live in Michigan and enjoy traveling. If you're not in MI, don't be shy.

Also, my red highlights are blue now.

Quirky, clever, and cute. Adherent of the Oxford comma (oh it matters! http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/oxford-comma-court-decision-maine). There's a lot more to me than than most people would guess. But that's only because most people don't pay attention.

Intellectual curiosity and kindness are two of the most valuable traits a person can have. And good calves don't hurt.
What I’m doing with my life
Being an atheistic infidel heathen. Spending my weekends at art/music shows. Or an out-of-town convention/event. And sewing.
I’m really good at
Reverse engineering.

Calming people.

Details.

And...

...suspense.

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What I’m bad at:

Making first impressions.

Fighting.

Taking a hint.

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What I’m bad at but enjoy anyway:

Bowling.

Playing the accordion.

Dating.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Museums/galleries, dive bars, conventions (of just about any kind), meetups, MST3K, audiobooks, podcasts, rodeos (yes, really), philosophy, game night, firing range (I'm no pro, but a damned good shot), live performance, Borderlands (Brick 4 Lyf!), debates/lectures/demos, road trips, motorcycles (I do have one), estate sales, sewing/crafting/making, writing (I'm a periodic writer at an arts/entertainment blog). In no particular order; take your pick.

Music: The Chunders, Maggie Smith and the Dames, Soul Shift, Ecclesiastes, the Grumps, Ill Wind, Dog Party, Noog, Death on Vacation, the Wrong Numbers, Try the Wine, John and Miriam, and yes, I made all of those up just to prove to myself that no one reads these lists of bands, and why would anyone.

My favorite movie is "A Clockwork Orange" and my favorite band is the Buzzcocks.
Six things I could never do without
At least one of my sewing machines.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least one quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it is I can find people with 80+% "match" percentage, in my age range, in my geographic area, who match me on the tough stuff like atheism and no kids, and none of them email me back. And yet sub-30% matchers and scammers find me like a goddamned lighthouse.

I don't know what else I can do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately, I've been spending Fridays in with a cocktail and Xbox, but it all depends on what's on my calendar.

Let's talk about ideal nights.
You should message me if
...you like snarky women who make oblique references and are lousy at smalltalk.
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