Quirky, clever, and cute. Adherent of the Oxford comma. There's a lot more to me than than most people would guess. That's because most people don't pay attention.
Intellectual curiosity and kindness are two of the most valuable traits a person can have. Well, and good calves...
Calming people down.
What I’m bad at:
Making a first impression.
Taking a hint.
What I’m bad at but enjoy anyway:
Playing the accordion.
I enjoy thinking and being challenged. By "challenged," I don't mean "fought with." I mean "have you considered it this way?" I live for that "oooohhhhhhh!" moment. I'm comfortable admitting when I don't have enough information for an opinion; I'm also comfortable admitting what my gut just plains tells me, but that's probably not the hill I die on.
My favorite movie is "A Clockwork Orange" and my favorite band is the Buzzcocks, if that helps.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least one quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
Let's talk about ideal nights.
...or if you want to co-op Borderlands with me. (But only if you do NOT play the berserker. That one's mine.)
...or you can teach me to shoot a crossbow.
PS Be aware that I probably won't message you first. This isn't some "gender role" nonsense, it's my way of weeding out submissive boys. Also, if our "match" is <50%, I won't even get your email. Too many blank profiles around here.
Don't just message me "hi." Please PLEASE, I'm begging you, do NOT just email me "hi." Yes, that includes "hi how are you?" Yes, it includes "hi cutie." There are a hundred things in my profile you can respond to to start a conversation! If you can't pick ONE, you've disqualified yourself because you either are pathologically incapable of conversation or didn't read my profile. And I wrote this goddamned thing for a reason.
And no, I will not call/text/KIK/gmail you after you've sent me one message, you Nigerian bastards.